What I wanted Piper Ceo Bass to say...

If you read my "Gloom" post, you know what the CEO of Piper told us at
the Cherokee Pilots Association annual convention last weekend.

This is what I wanted him to say:

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Ladies & Gentlemen of the Cherokee Pilots Association:

Thank you for inviting me to speak at your fly-in. I am honored to
appear before Pipers' most loyal and active customers, and have some
great news for you today.

First, I am pleased to announce the introduction of the plane you've
all been waiting for -- the new Arrow V. This plane will be powered
by the Lycoming O-540 engine, have a range of over 1000 nautical
miles, and will cruise at 185 knots.

That's 212 miles per hour, here in America.

This aircraft, while an evolution of the Cherokee line, will be truly
revolutionary. Not only will it be one of the fastest, most
comfortable personal aircraft in the world, it will assure Pipers
position as a general aviation leader for many years to come.

With your help we have given the design of this aircraft great thought
and planning. We have selected the normally aspirated Lycoming engine
(over the injected version) so that you owners may continue to take
advantage of the huge fuel cost savings the Auto Gas STC provides
you.

In my opinion, the more you fly, the better off Piper will be -- and
if you can save a buck a gallon with the mogas STC, you're gonna fly
more.

You will notice that I said it will cruise at "185 knots". I'm sure
that has raised more than a few eye brows here, as few people thought
we could get that kind of speed out of a Cherokee airframe.

Well, it wasn't easy. But that's my next announcement -- because
we're also announcing a Cherokee airframe clean-up program that will
eliminate fully 10% of the parasitic drag on our 30+ year-old Cherokee
design.

To this end, today I am announcing a partnership with the Lopresti
Corporation, and from this day forward all Cherokees will come
equipped with ALL of their speed modifications as standard
equipment.

That's right, all of them -- from the wing-to-fuselage filet to the
stabilator gap seals -- all will be included on each and every
Cherokee.

But there's more -- we're making some major changes in the way we
build the Cherokee line. Today I am announcing that we will be
incorporating flush rivets and a special metal-bonding technology
throughout the airframe. We are also completely redesigning the all-
too-fragile (and draggy) cowling. No aerodynamic speed bumps will be
over-looked on ANY of our Cherokees -- and all will benefit from an
extra 10 to 15 knots in cruise.

With regard to the Arrow V, the Lycoming O-540 will be tuned to make a
clean 250 horsepower, giving it fully 25% more horsepower than its
predecessor. This extra power, combined with all the new airframe
enhancements, will make the Arrow truly competitive with Cirrus and
Columbia, and will absolutely blow away anything Cessna makes today.

Finally -- and this is the one you've ALL been longing to hear, for
many years -- the new Arrow V will incorporate TWO cabin doors,
allowing for easy access and egress. This is an enhancement that
literally every Piper CEO since Pug Piper has heard from the field,
and at last we have heard your call!

Other recent improvements at Piper include better labor relations, and
a full recovery from the hurricanes in 2006. Further, we're looking
at the possibility of using our factory facilities to paint used
aircraft, and planning is in the works for a new Piper bizjet.

But these plans -- while certainly great -- are mere footnotes by
comparison to the new Arrow V -- an aircraft that will enhance Piper's
legacy as THE personal airplane builder for the common man. This
plane will ensure our long-term survival in a very competitive market
for decades to come.

In conclusion, I'd like to thank you all for listening to me speak
today. I know you're all planning on flying home soon, but I hope
you'll be able to delay your departure until after 10 AM tomorrow
morning -- because we're got a little surprise for you all.

As members of the Cherokee Pilots Association, you are Pipers most
loyal, best customers -- and we have decided that there is simply no
better group to introduce our new Arrow V to!

Therefore, tomorrow morning, at 10 AM, our new Arrow V prototype will
making its first public appearance at Grand Glaize Airport. There,
you will be able to see and appreciate what we've done for you -- and
we ask that you take time to meet with our product research team, who
will be asking your opinions of this new bird.

We aim to incorporate any and all good suggestions you might have for
the new Arrow V, since -- after all -- who could possibly know our
products better than you?

Okay, enough speechifying -- I'd like to open it up for questioning
now...who's first?"
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--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"