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#1
January 24th 07, 08:37 AM
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A little humour
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. 
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January 24th 07, 09:28 AM
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"Conscious Pilate" wrote in message ... Heaven is where the police are British, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...707779,00.html) Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archive...r_on_sham.html the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
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#3
January 24th 07, 02:05 PM
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A little humour
NoJags Neil wrote:
"Conscious Pilate" wrote in message ... Heaven is where the police are British, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...707779,00.html) Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archive...r_on_sham.html the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. Hey! The quote is referring to the old traditional Bobbie. Not the current crop of yobs. -- Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/
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January 24th 07, 02:05 PM
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A little humour
NoJags Neil wrote:
"Conscious Pilate" wrote in message ... Heaven is where the police are British, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...707779,00.html) Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archive...r_on_sham.html the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. Hey! The quote is referring to the old traditional Bobbie. Not the current crop of yobs. -- Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/
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January 24th 07, 09:28 AM
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A little humour
"Conscious Pilate" wrote in message ... Heaven is where the police are British, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...707779,00.html) Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archive...r_on_sham.html the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
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January 24th 07, 01:35 PM
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A little humour
"Conscious Pilate" wrote in message ... Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted on every news group in the last week.
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#7
January 24th 07, 09:17 PM
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On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:35:29 -0500, "Ray O'Hara"
wrote: "Conscious Pilate" wrote in message u... Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted on every news group in the last week. My wife used a variation of that joke as a keynote speaker at an international symposium in Davos, Switzerland about 20 years ago. It brought down the house and no one was offended by it.
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January 24th 07, 09:17 PM
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On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:35:29 -0500, "Ray O'Hara"
wrote: "Conscious Pilate" wrote in message u... Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted on every news group in the last week. My wife used a variation of that joke as a keynote speaker at an international symposium in Davos, Switzerland about 20 years ago. It brought down the house and no one was offended by it.
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January 24th 07, 01:35 PM
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A little humour
"Conscious Pilate" wrote in message ... Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted on every news group in the last week.
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#10
January 24th 07, 02:04 PM
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Conscious Pilate wrote:
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. That's what I've been saying all along! :-) -- Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians. http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/
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