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#1
December 16th 06, 02:25 AM
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nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? 
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#2
December 16th 06, 06:20 AM
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nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? On the Contra rary . . . Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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#3
December 21st 06, 12:12 PM
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#5
December 22nd 06, 10:22 AM
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? How low can you go? Even been in limbo? No. No? No! No.
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#6
December 23rd 06, 01:40 AM
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Hey, look everyone! I found Nemo!
nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? How low can you go? Even been in limbo? No. No? No! No. TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
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#7
December 23rd 06, 01:41 AM
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these unused words floating about: "nemo" wrote in message o.uk... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? How low can you go? Even been in limbo? No. No? No! No. TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . . No. Knock Knock ... Who dares?
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#8
December 23rd 06, 06:42 AM
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Sir F. A. Rien wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these unused words floating about: "nemo" wrote in message o.uk... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? How low can you go? Even been in limbo? No. No? No! No. TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . . No. Knock Knock ... Who dares? Who cares? Who shares?
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#9
December 24th 06, 11:42 AM
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Sir F. A. Rien wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these unused words floating about: "nemo" wrote in message o.uk... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? How low can you go? Even been in limbo? No. No? No! No. TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . . No. Knock Knock ... Who dares? Who cares? Who shares? Two mares? Few bears?
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#10
December 25th 06, 11:59 AM
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clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Sir F. A. Rien wrote: On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these unused words floating about: "nemo" wrote in message o.uk... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ps.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: E-flat: Online apartment. C-flat: Another online apartment. B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive. Econ: Rich Internet scam artist. Icon: Another Internet scam artist. A-flat: Very tyred. H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation. C-sharp: 20/20 vision. B-natural: Come as you are. B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse than your bite. I don't Offenbach enough to notice! It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per chance? How low can you go? Even been in limbo? No. No? No! No. TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . . No. Knock Knock ... Who dares? Who cares? Who shares? Two mares? Few bears? Few beers? Do pairs?
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