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"Jay Beckman" wrote in message
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Montblack" wrote in message
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("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!


Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.

I have to admit; if it was me, I'd be faced with the ultimate paradox of
man; that being my desire to shout my "success" to my fellow men one and
all, countered by my
latent fear of being shot by my wife :-))
Dudley Henriques


With the difference between "Shout" and "Shot" being one letter, there's a
joke in here somewhere, I just know it!!

Jay, my wife just hollered down here and said to tell you the joke is the
thought of ME getting to have sex with Pamela Anderson!! :-))
Dudley

If man had never looked to the heavens and dared to dream, we'd still be
earthbound.... dream on Dudley, dream on!!! We're all behind you...(in
line!)
Jim

("Jim Burns" wrote)
If man had never looked to the heavens and dared to dream, we'd still be
earthbound.... dream on Dudley, dream on!!! We're all behind you...(in
line!)


Unfortunately, after ("rocker") Tommy Lee, size might matter to her.

Pamela: "Favorite plane?"
Montblack: "Cri-Cri"
Pamela: "NEXT!"

Montblack: "Can I change my answer, to a Quickie?"
Pamela: "NEXT! That quick enough for ya?

Montblack: I'm also partial to the Mini-IMP.
Pamela: "SECURITY!"

Montblack: "Oh boy, here come the handcuffs"

Dumb and Dumber (1994)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending
up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.

Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you
can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.

Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.

[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.

Montblack wrote:

Unfortunately, after ("rocker") Tommy Lee, size might matter to her.


I fought myself all morning from not bringing that issue up.

Tommy Lee: C-5

"Gig 601XL Builder" wrDOTgiaconaATsuddenlink.net wrote in message
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Montblack wrote:

Unfortunately, after ("rocker") Tommy Lee, size might matter to her.


I fought myself all morning from not bringing that issue up.

Tommy Lee: C-5

I would hope size doesn't matter, or at least no very much.

I'm not having reduction surgery for anyone!!!!

"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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From: "Dudley Henriques"

Jay, my wife just hollered down here and said to tell you the joke is the
thought of ME getting to have sex with Pamela Anderson!! :-))
Dudley

I had heard a rumor that there WAS someone who hadn't.

"Ouch"
Perhaps if I show her some male sympathy and give her a friendly shoulder to
cry on after she reads this...........................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! An
idea forms.............just maybe......................just maybe I'll get
lucky!!! :-))
DH

Maxwell wrote:
"Gig 601XL Builder" wrDOTgiaconaATsuddenlink.net wrote in message
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Montblack wrote:

Unfortunately, after ("rocker") Tommy Lee, size might matter to her.


I fought myself all morning from not bringing that issue up.

Tommy Lee: C-5

I would hope size doesn't matter, or at least no very much.

I'm not having reduction surgery for anyone!!!!

If you are bigger than Tommy Lee you aren't special. You put you pants on
one leg at a time... all three of them.

I might mention it occassionally, 'cept for my lack of desire to find
out what somewhat less than 1/2 of my net worth might be..

.....assuming I would get to see it divided...

Dave



On Tue, 3 Apr 2007 12:03:09 -0400, "Dudley Henriques"
wrote:


"Montblack" wrote in message
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("Dudley Henriques" wrote)
Are we to assume from this that you have never had sex with Pamela
Anderson!!!!


Are you sure?

Evidence of their tryst might be on Jay's video page, somewhere.

I have to admit; if it was me, I'd be faced with the ultimate paradox of
man; that being my desire to shout my "success" to my fellow men one and
all, countered by my
latent fear of being shot by my wife :-))
Dudley Henriques

On Apr 3, 8:13 am, "John Mazor" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in
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On 3 Apr, 01:53, Rip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote:
Dudley Henriques writes:

Somebody please inform Mxsmanic or whatever it is that
the ATP is simply one
type of rating....nothing more....nothing less. You
need one, you get one.
You don't need one, you fly on what you have. Simple!
No big deal at all!

Kind of like a PPL.

Poor sot. You'll never know. How sad.

Good giref. Found the poast below there a few minutes ago.
You a very
very disturbed little boi, wannabe..

Bertie

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Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 15:10:27 +0200
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Hardpan writes:
For those males/men who don't understand where "Mxsmanic"
is coming
from, you have to understand this person is a
self-admitted.
non-sexual male who has never had sex with anyone and
does not like
the idea of sexual relationships at all.

Any advice this so-called male ,"Mxsmanic", gives you as
a shy
heterosexual male, comes from the perspective of a
so-called
"male" who, by his own words, has admitted here that he
has _NO_ as in
_NADA_, (Spanish for NO) sexual urges for women
whatsoever, and
maintains totally non-sexual "friendships" with women,
much as
Gay/Homosexual men are said to often do.

There's quite a lengthy book about a man who never had sex
and didn't
like sex, and you should be able to find it in any
bookstore. It's
called _The New Testament_.

Although the details are convoluted to the point of TMI, the
sexual dysfunction would explain his desire for unisex
toilets.

Maybe ther is only one sex on his home planet..

Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in
message
oups.com...
On Apr 3, 8:13 am, "John Mazor"
wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote
in
ooglegroups.com...

On 3 Apr, 01:53, Rip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote:
Dudley Henriques writes:

Somebody please inform Mxsmanic or whatever it is
that
the ATP is simply one
type of rating....nothing more....nothing less. You
need one, you get one.
You don't need one, you fly on what you have.
Simple!
No big deal at all!

Kind of like a PPL.

Poor sot. You'll never know. How sad.

Good giref. Found the poast below there a few minutes
ago.
You a very
very disturbed little boi, wannabe..

Bertie

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From: Mxsmanic
Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 15:10:27 +0200
Local: Sun 25 Jun 2006 14:10
Subject: MxsmanicWas :" I hate being attracted to
a
girl")
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Hardpan writes:
For those males/men who don't understand where
"Mxsmanic"
is coming
from, you have to understand this person is a
self-admitted.
non-sexual male who has never had sex with anyone and
does not like
the idea of sexual relationships at all.

Any advice this so-called male ,"Mxsmanic", gives you
as
a shy
heterosexual male, comes from the perspective of a
so-called
"male" who, by his own words, has admitted here that
he
has _NO_ as in
_NADA_, (Spanish for NO) sexual urges for women
whatsoever, and
maintains totally non-sexual "friendships" with women,
much as
Gay/Homosexual men are said to often do.

There's quite a lengthy book about a man who never had
sex
and didn't
like sex, and you should be able to find it in any
bookstore. It's
called _The New Testament_.

Although the details are convoluted to the point of TMI,
the
sexual dysfunction would explain his desire for unisex
toilets.

Maybe ther is only one sex on his home planet..

Or none.