Aviation Beer

"Mark T. Dame" wrote in message
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Viperdoc wrote:

I agree that talking about beer is preferable to inane questions about
mythological autopilots, and much more fun.

If my mythological autopilot drinks an aviation themed beer in a county
that outlaws driving while smoking, how long do I have to wait before it
can fly a coordinated turn?

Until MSFS boots up.

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Mark T. Dame wrote:
Viperdoc wrote:
I agree that talking about beer is preferable to inane questions about
mythological autopilots, and much more fun.

If my mythological autopilot drinks an aviation themed beer in a county
that outlaws driving while smoking, how long do I have to wait before it
can fly a coordinated turn?

On the ground, engine off, your aircraft has to be able to

1) balance on its mains

2) follow the stripe down the center of the taxiway for at least
100 feet or 30 m

3) with the landing lights off, bend the left wingtip around to touch
the spinner, then the right wingtip

4) recite the phonetic alphabet backwards

Matt Roberds

There goes another monitor and keyboard!! :~)))

"Snowbird" wrote in message
ti.fi...

"Thomas Borchert" wrote ..
Jay,

Spitfire in the UK seems fitting.
--
Thomas Borchert (EDDH)


Agree. In a Check Sixpack ;-)
Statistics

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Beer Institute found that the average American
drinks 22 gallons of beer a year.

This means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.
Not bad!!!

I love statistics!!

Jet City Ale. It's supposed to be a Seattle microbrew, but it's actually
produced under contract by a brewer in (where else?) Iowa. :-)))

No way!

I'll be it's made out in Amana (17 miles from here, by air) at the
Millstream Brewery. They do a lot of that "contract beer" stuff.

The brewery is an easy walk from the bucolic grass strip in Amana...

(No, we're NOT drinking and flying. But Atlas has a wonderful 1400+
pound useful load, and it shan't be wasted! A case of Schild Brau is
always a welcome addition... ;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

I'm a three-or-four a day smoker.

No, not packs....these:http://tinyurl.com/29x54e

Inhale one of these and it's ALL OVER.

Gak. You smoke very expensive...turds. Never could figure out how
anyone could put something like that in their mouths, but I've got
friends who swear by them...
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Dallas wrote:
On Thu, 31 May 2007 15:43:38 -0700, Erik wrote:


Be careful. Some counties, like the one I live
in, are "zero-tolerance." There is NO legal BAC.


Erik, would you mind telling us what country you live in?


County, Washington in Oregon

"Erik" wrote in message
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Dallas wrote:
On Thu, 31 May 2007 15:43:38 -0700, Erik wrote:


Be careful. Some counties, like the one I live
in, are "zero-tolerance." There is NO legal BAC.


Erik, would you mind telling us what country you live in?


County, Washington in Oregon

Very left-wing Portland.

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
oups.com...
I'm a three-or-four a day smoker.

No, not packs....these:http://tinyurl.com/29x54e

Inhale one of these and it's ALL OVER.

Gak. You smoke very expensive...turds. Never could figure out how
anyone could put something like that in their mouths, but I've got
friends who swear by them...


Turd, my ass (oopps, that didn't come out right...I mean...oh, never mind)

More like a very fine wine or superior brandy.

"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" u33403@uwe wrote in message
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Judah wrote:


In New York, they have made it impossible to smoke at any restaurant or
Bar. I think that's also ridiculous.

The law should require some sort of signage on the restaurant to indicate
that is a smoking establishment, and if you don't like smoke, you don't go
there... If there is concern that all restaurants would choose to be
smoking restaurants (which they wouldn't) they could put an incentive in
for restaurants and bars that completely smoke free.

If a man owns a small business, he can't smoke in his office, even if he's
the only one there. I say let him smoke if he takes the necessary
precautions to prevent his smoke from venting into the rest of the
building.

The laws for asbestos are less rigid than the laws for cigarrete smoke.

I love Paris. People smoke everywhere.
No one complains.


I don't smoke anymore but...jesus cut the crappy state-control-of-every-
friggin' thing.

For those who do smoke, I encourage you to stop. If you were able to look
inside yourselves (I occasionally look inside many of you) you'd be
horrified
to see what's goin' on.
Keep trying. It is possible.

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3 packs a Day Quit the day I Soloed an airplane as they Say trade one for
another. My adrenalin gets me higher than a Cigarette but I build tolerances
fast.

Not beer, but how about some wine?

http://www.chandellewinery.com/