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  #101  
Old April 5th 08, 02:32 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Maxwell[_2_]
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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You don't even know me retard.


I know your retard well. I have proof.


Prove it.

33


Just did.

Bertie


Not
38


  #102  
Old April 5th 08, 02:38 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
news
Maxwell writes:

Isn't it strange though, seems MX disappeared the moment Flyboy arrived,
and
reappeared the very day Flyboy said good-bye.


FYI, I post only under Mxsmanic, so conspiracy theories are baseless.


You're a proven liar, and that's no theory.

Your WJRFlyboy charade was the social equivalent of " tying a pork chop
around one's neck, so the dog would play with him".

You're pathetic, get help.




  #103  
Old April 5th 08, 03:07 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:h9LJj.45880$f8.15502
@newsfe23.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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36



I smell another CNOTM award coming up.


Bertie
  #104  
Old April 5th 08, 03:08 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.non-sequitor
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:L9LJj.45881$f8.45809
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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37




No, i did not.


Bertie
  #105  
Old April 5th 08, 03:09 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:5aLJj.45882$f8.27776
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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38




Oh no ! I'm danicng to your tune now. Heeeelp!


Bwawhahwhahwhhahwahwhhahw!


Bertie
  #106  
Old April 5th 08, 03:09 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:ubLJj.45883$f8.7697
@newsfe23.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

You don't even know me retard.


I know your retard well. I have proof.


Prove it.

33


Just did.

Bertie


Not
38




And again.


Bertie
  #107  
Old April 5th 08, 03:10 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
news
Maxwell writes:

Isn't it strange though, seems MX disappeared the moment Flyboy
arrived, and
reappeared the very day Flyboy said good-bye.


FYI, I post only under Mxsmanic, so conspiracy theories are baseless.


You're a proven liar, and that's no theory.

Your WJRFlyboy charade was the social equivalent of " tying a pork
chop around one's neck, so the dog would play with him".

You're pathetic, get help.






Why don't you post some numers at him. That'll show him. God knows I'm
still smarting from that last batch.,.


Bertie
  #108  
Old April 5th 08, 03:50 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
news
Maxwell writes:

Isn't it strange though, seems MX disappeared the moment Flyboy
arrived, and
reappeared the very day Flyboy said good-bye.
FYI, I post only under Mxsmanic, so conspiracy theories are baseless.

You're a proven liar, and that's no theory.

Your WJRFlyboy charade was the social equivalent of " tying a pork
chop around one's neck, so the dog would play with him".

You're pathetic, get help.






Why don't you post some numers at him. That'll show him. God knows I'm
still smarting from that last batch.,.


Bertie

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison deciding that
the jokes they told had all been heard, so they assigned each joke a number.
In this way when someone wanted to tell the joke, he would simply say
the number and everybody would laugh?

One day at lunch, one of the guys was feeling good and wanted to tell a
joke. He stood up in the dining hall and shouted loudly, "NUMBER 32!!"

Dead silence!! Nobody laughed.

He sat back down all dejected and asked the guy next to him, "What
happened?"

"I don't know man. I don't think they liked the way you told it!"

--
Dudley Henriques
  #109  
Old April 5th 08, 04:19 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
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On Apr 5, 6:50 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
news Maxwell writes:


Isn't it strange though, seems MX disappeared the moment Flyboy
arrived, and
reappeared the very day Flyboy said good-bye.
FYI, I post only under Mxsmanic, so conspiracy theories are baseless.
You're a proven liar, and that's no theory.


Your WJRFlyboy charade was the social equivalent of " tying a pork
chop around one's neck, so the dog would play with him".


You're pathetic, get help.


Why don't you post some numers at him. That'll show him. God knows I'm
still smarting from that last batch.,.


Bertie


I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison deciding that
the jokes they told had all been heard, so they assigned each joke a number.
In this way when someone wanted to tell the joke, he would simply say
the number and everybody would laugh?

One day at lunch, one of the guys was feeling good and wanted to tell a
joke. He stood up in the dining hall and shouted loudly, "NUMBER 32!!"

Dead silence!! Nobody laughed.

He sat back down all dejected and asked the guy next to him, "What
happened?"

"I don't know man. I don't think they liked the way you told it!"


That's because that is joke #32.
Ken

  #110  
Old April 5th 08, 04:40 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Larry Dighera
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On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison


Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of California
Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon spend more on
prisons than education.


http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/prison_vs._education_spending_reveals_california's _priorities.shtml
For the first time, and unique among large states, California will
soon spend more on its prisons than on its public universities. It
has been projected that over the next five years, the state's
budget for locking up people will rise by 9 percent annually,
compared with its spending on higher education, which will rise
only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013 fiscal year, $15.4 billion
will be spent on incarcerating Californians, as compared with
$15.3 billion spent on educating them. Yet, despite this historic
increase in prison funding, leading legislators -- including
supporters of the increase -- and even Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's office agree that this is simply throwing good
money after bad, given the rank mismanagement plaguing
California's corrections system.

More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest paid,
most politically influential prison personnel in the nation, as
well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will result in a
better corrections system. ...

Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know this
budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it, preferring to
pander to prison personnel and afraid of appearing "soft on
crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. once observed: "Cowardice
asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is
it politic?' Vanity comes along and asks the question, 'Is it
popular?' "

"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it right?' "
...




http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...iativeID=31336
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.

And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...
 




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