A aviation & planes forum. AviationBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » AviationBanter forum » rec.aviation newsgroups » Piloting
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old April 25th 08, 01:23 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,969
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?

"Mike Isaksen" wrote in
news:e09Qj.34893$mw4.17942@trnddc04:


"Jay Honeck" wrote
Here's a copy you can save:
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/MD-80.mpeg
--


Here's a painful one to watch. Good vid to show students about why
airspeed is important.
It's a walkaway, but maybe not fly away:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lhUO4pdGCf8




Yeah, a tad fast at touchdown, but what's his excuse for the rest of
it?!!!!!!


Bertie


  #22  
Old April 25th 08, 01:50 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_24_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,969
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?

"JGalban via AviationKB.com" u32749@uwe wrote in
news:832e340dd3468@uwe:

Mike Isaksen wrote:

Here's a painful one to watch. Good vid to show students about why
airspeed is important.
It's a walkaway, but maybe not fly away:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lhUO4pdGCf8


That looks like a classic porpoise. I'll have to admit, I've never
seen an
airliner do one, though they're not uncommon if you hang around a GA
airport with a lot of training activity. On GA planes, the nose gear
will usually collapse on the third or fouth bounce.

Airspeed is not the only key to avoiding one of these. They're
usually
entered by touching down with a flat or nose low attitude.



Well, your airspeed will dictate your attitude at touchdown!



Trying to
force the airplane onto the runway before it's ready is good way to
get one started. =


Yeah. It's the best way, certainly.
Airliners do do this from time to time. I know of several. One, a 727
had massive damage done to the fuselage and had to have the entire top
of it reskinned from the leading edge to the cockpit. A 737 that bounced
off the nosewheel, then went around. the crew discovered they had no
ailerons once airborne since the nosewheel had punched the forward
bulkhead so hard into the belly that it slackened the aileron control
runs. I've seen both of these airplanes soon after the event as well as
several others. It should be harder to do in a jet than a light plane
since the attitude should be a bit more nose high for a given VS-Vref
ratio due to the leading edge devices, but some guys manage it anyway!


Bertie

  #23  
Old April 25th 08, 02:42 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Matt Whiting
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,232
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?

Jay Honeck wrote:
As many of you know, I host one of the largest collections of aviation
videos on the internet. (See it he
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm ) As a result, I
receive a LOT of videos, sent in from all over the world, and have seen
all manner of landings on film.

This one I received a few days ago, however, must rank as the worst
airliner landing ever recorded on video. If nothing else it serves as a
testament to the forgotten aircraft engineers who put their sweat into
designing a very tough little jet.


I think this is why that, other than for a carrier landing, it is
recommended that one FLARE before landing. :-)

Matt
  #24  
Old April 25th 08, 02:55 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,043
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:VC1Qj.80601$TT4.43104@attbi_s22:

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...2-LondonCityBa
dLanding_BAE146.wmv


How the **** would you know, jerkoff?

Bertie


Well how the jerk would you know, **** off?


  #25  
Old April 25th 08, 02:57 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default The Worst Flame Attempt, Ever?

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:ZRaQj.11646$3N1.9712
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:VC1Qj.80601$TT4.43104@attbi_s22:

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-

LondonCityBa
dLanding_BAE146.wmv


How the **** would you know, jerkoff?

Bertie


Well how the jerk would you know, **** off?


I know and you know I know.



Bertie
  #26  
Old April 25th 08, 02:57 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,043
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Panic" wrote in
:

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:VC1Qj.80601$TT4.43104@attbi_s22...
As many of you know, I host one of the largest collections of
aviation videos on the internet. (See it he
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm ) As a result, I
receive a LOT of videos, sent in from all over the world, and have
seen all manner of landings on film.

This one I received a few days ago, however, must rank as the worst
airliner landing ever recorded on video. If nothing else it serves
as a testament to the forgotten aircraft engineers who put their
sweat into designing a very tough little jet.

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-

LondonCityB
adLanding_BAE146.wmv

(If that wraps wrong, try: http://tinyurl.com/556h2d )

Here's the commentary from the fellow who submitted the video, Geno
Becker:

"For those who want to fly to London City Airport, a cross wind adds
to the excitement (in addition to the short runway and steep
approach). The airport itself is located on the river Thames in
downtown London, and gives business people very quick access to the
city. The Millennium Dome is in the left side of the picture."

"The runway is only 1199 meters long, which is very short in airline
runway terms, thus it is only suitable for aircraft with good STOL
(short take-off and landing) performance. It also has a 5.5 degree
glide slope, as opposed to the conventional 3 degree slope to most
runways. The BAE 146 is the main jet type to operate into the place.
Most other aircraft are turbo props etc."

"When doing the approach you have to be fully configured, i.e., gear
down, full flaps and speed brakes before you commence descent from
3000 feet...or you won't get stopped before reaching the far end of
the runway. If it doesn't look or feel right it is generally a good
idea to give it away and have another attempt. For whatever reason,
this flight crew decided to press, but they DID make the first turn
off the runway. If nothing else, it's a testament to the toughness of
the BAE 146 airframe. The pilots handled it like a dirtbike!"

You can frequently make the first turn off if you are willing to
absorb your forward momentum energy with the impact!!!!




Ooops! Sory, friendly fire.

Disregard.


Bertie


Good shot retard.


  #27  
Old April 25th 08, 02:57 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,043
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
Buttman wrote in news:fuqfjo$hee$1
@registered.motzarella.org:



It kind of looks like it had a belly strike on the way down...


Expert on those are you?

Bertie


Least he posted it to the right message.


  #28  
Old April 25th 08, 02:58 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default The Worst Airliner Landing, Ever?

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:8UaQj.11648$3N1.277
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Panic" wrote in
:

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:VC1Qj.80601$TT4.43104@attbi_s22...
As many of you know, I host one of the largest collections of
aviation videos on the internet. (See it he
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm ) As a result, I
receive a LOT of videos, sent in from all over the world, and have
seen all manner of landings on film.

This one I received a few days ago, however, must rank as the worst
airliner landing ever recorded on video. If nothing else it serves
as a testament to the forgotten aircraft engineers who put their
sweat into designing a very tough little jet.

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga...eos/2008-4-22-

LondonCityB
adLanding_BAE146.wmv

(If that wraps wrong, try: http://tinyurl.com/556h2d )

Here's the commentary from the fellow who submitted the video, Geno
Becker:

"For those who want to fly to London City Airport, a cross wind

adds
to the excitement (in addition to the short runway and steep
approach). The airport itself is located on the river Thames in
downtown London, and gives business people very quick access to the
city. The Millennium Dome is in the left side of the picture."

"The runway is only 1199 meters long, which is very short in

airline
runway terms, thus it is only suitable for aircraft with good STOL
(short take-off and landing) performance. It also has a 5.5 degree
glide slope, as opposed to the conventional 3 degree slope to most
runways. The BAE 146 is the main jet type to operate into the

place.
Most other aircraft are turbo props etc."

"When doing the approach you have to be fully configured, i.e.,

gear
down, full flaps and speed brakes before you commence descent from
3000 feet...or you won't get stopped before reaching the far end of
the runway. If it doesn't look or feel right it is generally a good
idea to give it away and have another attempt. For whatever reason,
this flight crew decided to press, but they DID make the first turn
off the runway. If nothing else, it's a testament to the toughness

of
the BAE 146 airframe. The pilots handled it like a dirtbike!"

You can frequently make the first turn off if you are willing to
absorb your forward momentum energy with the impact!!!!




Ooops! Sory, friendly fire.

Disregard.


Bertie


Good shot retard.



Well, i needn't even shoot at you, since you do it to yourself so well!



BTW, i thought you had run away? What happened? miss me?


Bertie
  #29  
Old April 25th 08, 02:59 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default The return of Maxie, the retard.

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:yUaQj.11649$3N1.10401
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
Buttman wrote in news:fuqfjo$hee$1
@registered.motzarella.org:



It kind of looks like it had a belly strike on the way down...


Expert on those are you?

Bertie


Least he posted it to the right message.



oh no! Are you going to be mean to me again? Please don't! It's just too
scary!

Bwawhawhhahwhahwhahwhahwhhahwhhwhahhwhwhwhhwh!


Bertie




  #30  
Old April 25th 08, 03:43 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,043
Default Bertie the compulsive rolls again.


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:yUaQj.11649$3N1.10401
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
Buttman wrote in news:fuqfjo$hee$1
@registered.motzarella.org:



It kind of looks like it had a belly strike on the way down...


Expert on those are you?

Bertie


Least he posted it to the right message.



oh no! Are you going to be mean to me again? Please don't! It's just too
scary!

Bwawhawhhahwhahwhahwhahwhhahwhhwhahhwhwhwhhwh!


Bertie





Here you go again, biting like a hungry carp. You just can't stop can you.
You put your hands in you pants, and even turn off the computer. But ya just
can't stay away.

You go lamer.


 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Violent airliner landing - is this real? [email protected] Piloting 25 January 30th 06 12:12 PM
Worst weather, ever... Jay Honeck Piloting 121 January 17th 05 08:21 PM
Airliner landing technique Matt Whiting Instrument Flight Rules 22 January 10th 05 02:26 PM
How about worst looking airliner? Andrew Burke General Aviation 19 January 2nd 04 11:13 PM
Hitting airliner with rifle round? [was: PK of Igla vs. airliner] B2431 Military Aviation 7 August 20th 03 11:29 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:54 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 AviationBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.