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  #151  
Old September 1st 08, 03:41 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Maxine To Be Banned To Rural Airports?

"Ramsey" @##@.^net wrote in :


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Ramsey" @##@.^net wrote in :


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Ramsey" @##@.^net wrote in news:eSxuk.25865$9u1.22873

@newsfe09.iad:


"Mike" wrote in message
news:xJwuk.112$Dj1.1@trnddc02...
"Ramsey" @##@.^net wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote in message
news:1Evuk.136$393.111@trnddc05...

If you went to school, worked on it full time, and gave it your
full effort, perhaps you could work your way up to schmuck

someday.

I don't think you have it in you, though.

Good luck.


Keep hat dancing and you'll work you way up to Anthony's level
someday.

I spent all day yesterday flying while you spent all day waiting

for
my reply and that's the best you could come up with? You are

truly
pathetic.

You dumb ass. You're a liar and have no clue what I did yesterday.




I do.


Bertie

Mikey Mouth and Buttlipps, partner dancing on a Sunday afternoon.


Not where I am, fjukktard.


And I do know what you were doing..



Bertie


Still lying.




Exactly.


Bertie
  #152  
Old September 1st 08, 03:43 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in
news
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:42:02 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion" wrote in message

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

With a name like yours, you apparently believe anything you choose.


What's wrong with "Benedict Snodgrass, Jr"?

With a mind like your's it's a wonder you have tha capability of
believing anything at all, Maxie

As for choice....


Maxwell izn't smard.


This is so.


Bertie
  #153  
Old September 1st 08, 04:15 AM posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt,rec.aviation.owning,rec.aviation.piloting
Tom C
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Default Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?


"BT" wrote in message
...
roger on 61B and dodging helo's..
which pub would that be?? the A&W?


Boulder Dam Brewery. Try the IPA and the stout. Heck even the light beer is
good.

Tom C

BT

"Tom C" * wrote in message



  #154  
Old September 1st 08, 05:12 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting
Rich Ahrens[_2_]
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Default Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?

on 8/31/2008 4:51 AM Mike said the following:
"Ramsey" @##@.^net wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote in message
news:Im_tk.38$sq3.25@trnddc07...

Still waiting for a link there, Mikey Mouth.


You'll be waiting a very long time.

Perhaps if you ever grow out of being a putz, but I'm not too optimistic
about that.


I think we can assume the sun will burn out before that ever happens.
  #155  
Old September 1st 08, 05:21 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
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Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying when
he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.


Liar.


Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?


I believe I do.

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an automatic weapon."

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http://preview.tinyurl.com/6z5zym

"The fact that you are trying to defend the proselytisation of
homosexuality shows that RTG is making you turn gay step by step,
whereas I have been able to resist his sexual brainwashing. If you watch
series 2 of Torchwood you might even become a fully fledged mincer
yourself, complete with mashed potatoes and gravy." -- Yes, Aggie means
Russell T. "Gayvies". Message-ID:


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Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:


I mourned:
The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!

the oversized check is in the mail.


Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl ****
under several of my nyms.


"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: 77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05

Said I:
You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
who does not and cannot own Hatter.


"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:


"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID:

"I say you are out of your ****ing mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" , tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:


"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: . com

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it he
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/Re...asDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks befo
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: . com

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:


"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
  #156  
Old September 1st 08, 05:24 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Posts: 3,735
Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in
news
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.


Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?


I believe I do.


Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.


Bertie
  #157  
Old September 1st 08, 05:57 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
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Posts: 5
Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying when
he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.


Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a
pilot, Maxine?

See?


I believe I do.


Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.


He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he?

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."

"these trolls are frustrated youngsters with serious psychic problems."
-- a web version of Alexa Cameron, named Adrian.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6z5zym

"The fact that you are trying to defend the proselytisation of
homosexuality shows that RTG is making you turn gay step by step,
whereas I have been able to resist his sexual brainwashing. If you watch
series 2 of Torchwood you might even become a fully fledged mincer
yourself, complete with mashed potatoes and gravy." -- Yes, Aggie means
Russell T. "Gayvies". Message-ID:


Official Chung Demon

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:


I mourned:
The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!

the oversized check is in the mail.


Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl ****
under several of my nyms.


"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: 77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05

Said I:
You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
who does not and cannot own Hatter.


"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:


"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID:

"I say you are out of your ****ing mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" , tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:


"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: . com

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it he
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/Re...asDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks befo
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: . com

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:


"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
  #158  
Old September 1st 08, 06:02 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,735
Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in
news
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.


Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.


He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is
he?


Bit wishy washy, really.


I think he needs more fiber in his diet.



Bertie
  #159  
Old September 1st 08, 06:31 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 20
Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.


He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he?


Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.


Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5
Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3
Superfaggot; Wingnut's #1 World Class Coward (next to the French)
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
"Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support"
Join my RuneScape clan!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pre...abal/index.php
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And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel

"A dog in the video I watched ****ed a human woman. The dog consented to
it and the woman consented to it. That is like one gay man consenting to
having sex with another. Do you approve of it?" -- Agamemnon watches
bestiality porn and compares it to gay sex. Message-ID:


"I know how you special busboys are.
You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:


"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:


"F!ck moderation, free speech is a masculinist proverb and that's what
feminist manvagina's like yourself." -- posted
before finishing a thought, in MID:
. com

"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS

"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02

"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies jitter as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
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it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
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based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
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and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
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Old September 1st 08, 06:55 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.

"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
sta.org wrote in
newsan.2008.09.01.05.31.29.505433
@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post:

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip

attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out

lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to

be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is

he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.


Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?


Shame really.

He coulda been someone.


Snort!


Bertie
 




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