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Kevin Brooks radiated into the WorldWideWait:
"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
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Peter Skelton wrote in
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:46:44 GMT, "Kevin Brooks"
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"Bill Kambic" wrote in message
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"Kevin Brooks" wrote in message

No, because that would deny the legal beagles another source
of perpetual income

Balderdash.

See what I mean? A simple tongue-in-cheek remark and the
ambulance chasing lobby is out in arms...

With all respect sir, his snipped crack that they'd simply find
something else to do was reasonably witty and got a DOH out of
me.

It sounds good, but in practice, the average lawyer isn't
intelligent enough to "find something else." YMMV

There are ekshully many job openings available for them. Used car
salesman, Cable Service telemarketer, Roofing/Siding/Window
saleman...

Hey, don't forget "blacktop sealing gypsy"! You know, the scam
artists who travel around the country taking advantage of little
old ladies (and some younger folks who ought to know better) by
overcharging them to apply a thin coat of sealer to their
driveways?

No openings - the field is already over-filled with former
politicians.