The insane spitfire video clip

("Craig Prouse" wrote)
A patch a day keeps the trojans away.

I thought the Trojan was to keep the nasties away.


Monty Python's: The Meaning of life (1983)

MR. BLACKITT: No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant
Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the
Papacy in the mid- sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to
prevent issue.

http://www.geocities.com/pythoninsan...ingoflife.html

MR. BLACKITT: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's
the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the
individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When
Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-
seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was
doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear
whatever I want on my John Thomas,... [sniff] ...and, Protestantism doesn't
stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.

--
Montblack
"I like to watch"