Whew!

"Cub Driver" wrote in message
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Reminds me of that guy on Seinfeld--Elaine's boyfriend.

"Do you mean that you think I'm going to hell?"

"Yeah."

"Doesn't that bother you? I'm going to burn in hell for, oh, years and
years--doesn't that bother you?"

"Why should it bother me? I'm not going to hell; you are."

I went to Hell back in December. It was quite nice. We sent out some
postcards ("Wish you were here") and Christmas cards ("Merry Christmas from
Hell") and took some pictures of us with the devil (he doesn't give
autographs) and bought the T-shirt from Hell.

I would like to open a flight school there. People would come from all over
to learn to fly with the flight instructor from Hell. I would also sell an
ultralight or small plane kit called the Bat, so people could fly a Bat out
of Hell.

Jane and I are planning to go back in November. This time I would like to
fly us there, so I can land in Hell.