I love Jim Campbell

Your friend Bill has made hundreds if not thousands of posts in this
very newsgroup that show clearly that he is a self important twit.


Yours Sincerely,
Bernard J. Bunion. Chicken**** Annonymous Poster

So, I'm a self important twit. So what? Jesus, Bernie,get a grip!

I'm beginning to worry about your mental stability from these
ramblings. Go see a counselor and get some therapy.

Here, Bernie, if this will shut you up, I'll just agree with you.


I'm the single most wonderful person I know,
I'm witty, I'm Charming, I'm smart,
I'm often so brilliant I actually glow.
I'm a genius in science and art.

I'm super, I'm splendid, I'm Stunning, I'm Strong
I'm awesome, I'm dashing, I'm bold.
I...know all the answers, it's rare that I'm wrong!
I'm an absolute joy to behold.

I'm stunningly hansome, I'm thoroughly grand,
I'm uncategorically clever.
There's only one thing that I can't understand.
Why Bernie doen't like me...Not ever!


Yeah, Bernie, I think I'm the coolest dude on Earth. I'm the greatest
guy on the planet to me Bernie. I'm cool, I'm smart, I'm happy, I get
laid a lot. I fly neat machines, and everyday all I do is think about
how I can optimize my life for FUN, FUN, FUN. Even when it has to be
at the expense of a cowardly little puke annonymous poster like you.

Now, go spend another hour responding to this post so we can all see
that you suffer from LMC (low marble count).

BWB