Oh those CERTIFIED plane engines !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here comes round number three. Too bad they don't have the three
strike rule in aviation..

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I love it... "While there has been no failures..."

But the 'early crankshaft retirement' is even more hilarious.
Lycoming makes it sound as if they're sending kids to summer camp
instead of commiting wilful murder by selling a product known to be
defective.

-R.S.Hoover