BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

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| The simulated FAA has revoked Mxsmanic's simulated license
until
| a simulated medical evaluation by a simulated medical
examiner determines
| if his apparent mental problems are real or simulated. A
simulated spokesman
| issued a simulated statement. today. in which he expressed
a simulated concern
| for Mxsmanic's current state of simulated mind. "We must,
as a simulated regulating
| agency, provide simulated oversight of the simulated
aviation community to
| keep our simulated sky safe from simulated pilots who show
poor simulated judgment",
| the simulated spokesman said.
| The simulated review will include a simulated
psychological evaluation, a
| simulated blood test for banned substances, and will be
reviewed by a simulated FAA
| designated simulated flight surgeon.
| "If it turns out that he is a real whacko", the simulated
spokesman said, "we will have no
| choice but to reinstate his simulated license since our
simulated jurisdiction only includes
| the simulated world. But if our simulated investigation
turns up some serious simulated
| issues, Mxsmanic could lose his simulated license for the
rest of his simulated life".
|
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