A REALLY bad joke

Greg B wrote:
"Steve Foley" wrote in message
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Darkwing" theducksmailATyahoo.com wrote in message


One night driving to Florida my buddy was a sleep in the passenger seat
and I think we were the only vehicle in the area, I slammed on the brakes
(we both had belts on) and screamed! I laughed my ass off, he didn't
think it was near as funny, but I'm a huge dick.


A long time ago, I fell asleep whily my friend was driving. He locked up
the brakes on the highway and spun the car 360 degrees. I woke up in the
middle.

(More stupid people tricks..)

I had a passenger sleeping while I was following one of those large tow
trucks that was towing a semi-tractor by its tail. She woke up and screamed
at first until she realized we weren't on a collision course with the semi.
Sure startled me...

Some other stupid tricks

A friend liked to drive around bends rather fast.
One day I janked the parking brake from the passenger seat when half
way in a turn, that was fun.

Put the driver seat in the most forward position when (s)he is out for
fuelling or something.
While you are at it, turn the fan to max., turn on the wipers at full
speed and if the power for the radio is switched on by the key put the
volume on max. Fun if the key is turned.
And do not forget to off set the rear view mirrors.

When waiting for traffic lights put the car in neutral without the
driver noticing, works best with manual gear.

-Kees.