Airline lands due to too much gas

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.



Gas, gas, in business class?
lighting a match won't cover your ass
The quicker you light the quicker you land
but foul emissions won't get you banned.