Lost stories here

"Kevin Clarke" wrote in message
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Danny Deger wrote:
Post your lost story here, so we can all laugh at them.


First night cross country during my PPL training. Flew from KFIT to KPSM,
just over 50 nautical. No problem on the way up there. The return was the
issue.

The way I figgure it, as long as you end up at home in the end, you weren't
really lost.

I did get the "you don't have any idea where you are, do you?" from my CFI
on that first night Cross country...

For some reason, My dad and I had flown up to visit my brother at Ann Arbor
Mi (ARB) and my brother and I decided to go for a ride. (Dad stayed behind)
we flew off westish for a while just dinking around. My brother says
something about heading back so I turn east and off on the horizon, I see an
airport. Ok, that's easy. I head thataway. 5 miles out, call the tower, "Ann
Arbor Tower, Cessna xxx 5 west..." They reply to report 1 mile west (or
something like that) - Ok, I report, they don't have me in sight, but tell
me to report down wind. I go to turn downwind, but something doesn't seem
right. I report downwind, and they still don't have mei n sight they keep
asking where I'm at. And I'm sitting there - like - how can they not see me,
I'm on downwind for crying out loud. Then I look down at the airport - wait,
this isn't right. ****! I'm in the pattern at Willow Run (YIP). yank out the
chart, change frequency, "Willow tower, Cessna xxx I'm downwind at the wrong
airport - I'm outta here. Sorry"...

The funny thing is that my brother never said a thing. One of these days I
should ask him why - he's a lot better pilot than I am, it doesn't seem that
both of us would have made the same mistake. He was probably just waiting
for me to figgure out my mistake.

When we got back to ARB, met up with dad, we find out that, having nothing
to do, he had talked his way into the tower and was listening to the whole
thing. Apparently the controllers thought it was funny.

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Geoff
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