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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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ah thole wrote:
Per wrote:
mimus wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:

mimus wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per wrote:

Nothing to see here.
does that mean yer posting nekked?

run
Isn't that in the FAQ?
which one?
There's more than one?

There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
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A. No credit is given to anyone, because every other
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C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by someone.
We
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D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!

Paragraph 1. Demon.local
A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.

B. All .signature files must be over four lines in
length.
Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig of less
than four lines is grounds for immediate
cancellation of the writers demon account.

C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an economical
line
of .signatures for all types of messages starting
from $14.95 + S&H.

D. http://software.hixie.ch/utilities/cgi/figlet/figlet
For All Your Big Sig Needs.

E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all postings
require the approval of "andy beckwith".

Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of coffee
beforehand shall be looked at sternly.

Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their stern
looked at closely, based on the discretion (or
lack thereof) of Puck.

B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't brewed in
England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky, or after
a successful appeal to one of the following:
Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or Duncan when he gets off
his arse and posts gets thrown into the Flonk
Pit, especially if they think lager is beer ie any
thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken, Miller
Lite, Budweiser as they are all girlie **** lager.

C. Coffee is the food of GODD.

D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
alt.cesium.

E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And
butter.

F. Cheese is good
i. with toast.
ii. by itself.
iii. with cesium.

G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of it. You who
BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are merely
hallucinating. You enjoy your little silly
illusions at Space Girl's whim.

Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie. That's real.
And
that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right.
That is too. All other kinds of cheese are Space
Girl's.

Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and opinions to
the
contrary are grounds for the immediate
cancellation of the posters AOL account.

B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky has got a
thing for 5. That is a magic Number.

That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .

I think yer filesystem's messed up.

Shhh, miss-information is the best.

You'll not be warned.

Please see the FAQ.

I would if I could.

There's nothing to see anyway.

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