Frequency of convictions for lying on FAA medical form

("Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote)
I knew a guy who knew a guy who heard about a guy who got caught cheating
on the form. They say he was lined up against the wall and shot.

Q. FAA person who carries out the order?

A. Yup, Designated Executioner.

That would also be predicated on what condition you hid from them. Are
you having daily seizures?

Big deal - as long as they don't effect your mood, or make you drowsy.
Although, you might go through a good number of microphone booms over the
course of a year.


Montblack