I am the very model of a Usenet individual!

On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:33:11 -0000, Jim Logajan wrote:

In the interest in lightening the mood, I thought I'd share the
following to fellow rec.aviation.piloting readers:

Here's something similar I posted to rec.aviation.homebuilt a while back...some
may see some parallels, here.

(To the tune of, "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover):

The problem is all across USENET, he said to me
From alt.pix.puppies to rec.autos.datsun.z
I'd like to help you try to stop his awful tune
There must be fifty ways to whack a net-loon
....fifty ways to whack a net-loon.

I know you don't want to be violent or be crude
Even when the idiot net-loon picks a fight or just is being lewd
Or posts a JPEG of his pimple-studded moon,
There must be fifty ways to whack a net loon
....fifty ways to whack a net-loon

Just toast him like bread, Fred. Make it a jewel, Euell.
No need to be soft, Croft... just listen to me.
Make the idiot scream, Gene. Send his blood pressure up, Chuck
Just question his life, Dwight, it's a fake I.D.

He said it grieved him so, to see that tired old game
With the net-loon twisting all the quotes but misspelling his own name
Remember that when he posts, he's probably dressed-up like a dame
There must be fifty ways to whack a net-loon.
....fifty ways to whack a net loon

Just sign him up for spam, Dan. Killfile the snake, Jake.
Don't do anything small, Paul...really nail that S.O.B.
Give his ego a bruise, Bruce. Point out he's a jerk, Burke.
Just flame him online, Ryan...and get yourself free...

Ron "Just the messenger" Wanttaja