Why airplanes taxi

Dudley Henriques wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 6, 12:06 pm, Tina wrote:
Gee, where would the energy come from to cause the acceleration?


Same place everything Anthony posts comes from, straight out of his
ass.

There is indeed an argument to be made for this post posterior
postulation post haste.

Assuming Mxsmanic on roller blades and a smooth surface, both Newton and
Chef Boy Ardee do theoretically address the possibility that eating X
amount of baked beans can be translated into Y amount of posterior
acceleration...considering the friction of the roller blades on the
surface and the opening size of Mxsmanic's posterior orifice of course.
I think the Calculus works.; Not at all sure about Mxsmanic however, as
I understand he doesn't work.

[*phlbbbbt* *splutter* *splat*]

Rats...time to get another keyboard. This one has chocolate malt
all over it.