Venus Airships / by Brad Guth

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On May 5, 6:32 pm, "Hagar" wrote:
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On May 5, 7:25 am, "Hagar" wrote:



"BradGuth" wrote in message

snip floating airbag

Why don’t you suggest whatever makes Hagar a happy camper.
.. – Brad Guth

OK, Brad, I would like to see big gigantic ****ing gondolas, like those in
Venice, only 100 times larger. We could hire genuine Wap gondoliers to
operate huge foam rubber paddles to propel us through the acidic vapor. A
1/4 inch cover of old fashioned axle grease should suffice for protection
from the Sun and some old WWII Kraut helmets for protection against any
other debris floating around. Some bagpipes for background music would be
nice. Marshmallows could be toasted by merely hanging them over the edge for
about 5 seconds.

See, I'm with you all the way on this. So, Heavens to Murgatroyd, let's get
cracking on the design of this ever so futuristic venture.