Things to be known before purchasing condoms!

"Dana M. Hague" wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:23:55 -0500, "Birdog" wrote:

Jeuus Christ! I've seen everything now! Mixture-Check. Flaps - Check.
Condom - On!

Hmmm...

NTSB Identification: MIA92FA051 .
The docket is stored on NTSB microfiche number 46312.
Accident occurred Monday, December 23, 1991 in RAINBOW LAKE, FL
Probable Cause Approval Date: 5/5/1993
Aircraft: PIPER PA-34-200T, registration: N47506
Injuries: 2 Fatal.

THE PRIVATE PILOT AND A PILOT RATED PASSENGER WERE GOING TO PRACTICE
SIMULATED INSTRUMENT FLIGHT. WITNESSES OBSERVED THE AIRPLANE'S RIGHT
WING FAIL IN A DIVE AND CRASH. EXAMINATION OF THE WRECKAGE AND BODIES
REVEALED THAT BOTH OCCUPANTS WERE PARTIALLY CLOTHED AND THE FRONT
RIGHT SEAT WAS IN THE FULL AFT RECLINING POSITION. NEITHER BODY SHOWED
EVIDENCE OF SEATBELTS OR SHOULDER HARNESSES BEING WORN. EXAMINATION OF
THE INDIVIDUALS' CLOTHING REVEALED NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING OR DISTRESS
TO THE ZIPPERS AND BELTS.

The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable
cause(s) of this accident as follows:
THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER
ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE
FLIGHT. CONTRIBUTING TO THE ACCIDENT WAS THE EXCEEDING OF THE DESIGN
LIMITS OF THE AIRPLANE LEADING TO A WING FAILURE.

Doesn't sound like they were practicing safe sex.