Cross country question? How is it done today?

Because I have come across this issue a second time, being a Brooklyn
native, I must step in and educate the proper way to say "New Yorker." It
isn't New Yakker.. it's "New Yokaah!"

Cheers,
Daniel

At 23:58 11 September 2013, Walt Connelly wrote:

Tom, just remember if you land in a farmers field here is what you do.
As he approaches in his Pick em up truck, get down on your knees, close
your eyes, clasp your hands in front of you and say, "heavenly father, I
thank you for having this wonderful farmer's field here for me to land
in. I'm sorry if I scared his prized Hereford bull, I didn't mean to.
I'm sure my insurance company will pay for any damages, AMEN." Also
remember that if he is wearing a cowboy hat he is a Cracker, a baseball
cap means he is a red neck and no hat means he is from New York and
doesn't want to look like a Cracker or Red Neck. Call me if it's a
Cracker or Red Neck, I can deal with them for you....a New Yakker and
you are on your own.

Walt




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Walt Connelly