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Old October 1st 05, 03:12 AM
Jay Honeck
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So we're climbing out of Prairie du Chein, WI (KPDC) on a beautiful early
fall afternoon. We've just been to the local riverboat's all-you-can-eat
buffet, and Mary is flying as PIC with my 27-year old nephew in the right
seat.

I'm in the back seat with my brother-in-law, and we've just reclined our
seats to a more comfortable F-16 attitude (so I'm not whacking my
Lightspeeds on the ceiling).

The full-stretch legroom, the steady rumble of Atlas' 6 cylinders, the
gentle rocking motion caused by my nephew over-controlling the airplane, the
warm sunshine, full tummy, dry pants....

.....Zzzzzzz....

Next thing I know, we're entering the pattern at Iowa City. Almost an hour
has gone by, and I've enjoyed a deep, happy nap -- in the back seat of my
own plane. First time in over 1500 hours of flying -- who'd a thunk it?

Never thought I'd see the day. Mary laughed and said "So I guess this means
you're finally comfortable with my flying?"

:-)
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Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"


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Old October 1st 05, 03:19 AM
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
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Jay Honeck wrote:
The full-stretch legroom, the steady rumble of Atlas' 6 cylinders, the
gentle rocking motion caused by my nephew over-controlling the airplane, the
warm sunshine, full tummy, dry pants....

....Zzzzzzz....

Next thing I know, we're entering the pattern at Iowa City. Almost an hour
has gone by, and I've enjoyed a deep, happy nap -- in the back seat of my
own plane. First time in over 1500 hours of flying -- who'd a thunk it?

Never thought I'd see the day. Mary laughed and said "So I guess this means
you're finally comfortable with my flying?"



Or the first time you made it an entire hour with dry pants. G



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Old October 1st 05, 04:27 AM
Matt Whiting
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Jay Honeck wrote:

So we're climbing out of Prairie du Chein, WI (KPDC) on a beautiful early
fall afternoon. We've just been to the local riverboat's all-you-can-eat
buffet, and Mary is flying as PIC with my 27-year old nephew in the right
seat.

I'm in the back seat with my brother-in-law, and we've just reclined our
seats to a more comfortable F-16 attitude (so I'm not whacking my
Lightspeeds on the ceiling).

The full-stretch legroom, the steady rumble of Atlas' 6 cylinders, the
gentle rocking motion caused by my nephew over-controlling the airplane, the
warm sunshine, full tummy, dry pants....


So those Depends really work as advertised, eh? :-)


Matt
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Old October 1st 05, 05:32 AM
Dave Stadt
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"Jim Burns" wrote in message
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Next you'll want a new autopilot so you can do that in the left seat!!

You know you're getting old when naps excite you as much as sex does.

Jim


I'd say naps have taken the lead. Never heard him talk about sex in Atlas
have you? :-)



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Old October 1st 05, 06:01 AM
Jim Burns
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Next you'll want a new autopilot so you can do that in the left seat!!

You know you're getting old when naps excite you as much as sex does.

Jim


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Old October 1st 05, 09:03 AM
Chris
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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:Igm%e.378824$x96.78952@attbi_s72...
So we're climbing out of Prairie du Chein, WI (KPDC) on a beautiful early
fall afternoon. We've just been to the local riverboat's all-you-can-eat
buffet, and Mary is flying as PIC with my 27-year old nephew in the right
seat.

I'm in the back seat with my brother-in-law, and we've just reclined our
seats to a more comfortable F-16 attitude (so I'm not whacking my
Lightspeeds on the ceiling).

Whacking your Lightspeeds on the ceiling ...............oh well each to
their own I suppose.


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Old October 1st 05, 11:35 AM
Jay Honeck
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I'd say naps have taken the lead. Never heard him talk about sex in Atlas
have you? :-)


It's not that we haven't talked about it. However, after serious
consideration of all the mechanics required, we decided that a Cherokee 6
would be the minimum required aircraft for the deed.

On the bright side, we could then use it for "Mile High" stays at the inn!

:-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"


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Old October 1st 05, 01:57 PM
John Gaquin
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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message news:ADt%

I'd say naps have taken the lead. Never heard him talk about sex in
Atlas
have you? :-)


It's not that we haven't talked about it... decided that a Cherokee 6
would be the minimum required aircraft for the deed.


Uh Oh!! Sounds like upgrade time again shortly.


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Old October 1st 05, 02:58 PM
Dave Stadt
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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:ADt%e.186830$084.176907@attbi_s22...
I'd say naps have taken the lead. Never heard him talk about sex in

Atlas
have you? :-)


It's not that we haven't talked about it. However, after serious
consideration of all the mechanics required, we decided that a Cherokee 6
would be the minimum required aircraft for the deed.

On the bright side, we could then use it for "Mile High" stays at the inn!

:-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"


Sounds like you just came up with a marketing opportunity. It has been done
before on the west coast but I doubt it has been done in Iowa.


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Old October 1st 05, 06:08 PM
john smith
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In article ,
"Dave Stadt" wrote:

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:ADt%e.186830$084.176907@attbi_s22...
I'd say naps have taken the lead. Never heard him talk about sex in

Atlas
have you? :-)


It's not that we haven't talked about it. However, after serious
consideration of all the mechanics required, we decided that a Cherokee 6
would be the minimum required aircraft for the deed.

On the bright side, we could then use it for "Mile High" stays at the inn!

:-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"


Sounds like you just came up with a marketing opportunity. It has been done
before on the west coast but I doubt it has been done in Iowa.


The difference being in California, you can fly out over the ocean where
no law enforcement agency has jurisdiction. Over the Great Plains, you
run into problems with crossing state lines, multiple jurisdictions, etc.
 




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