Bush AWOL Story - New theory comes to light

"Tempest" wrote in message
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Robey Price wrote:

After an exhausting session with Victoria's Secret Police, Tempest
confessed the following:

He didn't get permission.

OK...busted, I should have posted he had "permission" since apparently
some of his points were acquired in AL. I mean he does have some
points for Oct and Nov 1972, and Rufus G Martin, Maj TX ANG signed off
his points.

He received "permission" after the fact.

The document is posted at www.awolbush.com, it's dated after he was told
to reappear in Texas.

His request was denied.

But somehow he was able to get credit for drill periods in Oct and Nov
72 while in AL.

See above.

He left TX anyway.

True, but don't make it sound like he had to stay within the borders
of TX. That statement sounds like he was fighting extradition to flee
prosecution for some drug bust...[some will find the irony and or
humor in this...or not]

Not my intention.

Please re-read this paragragh I wrote...

The most likely scenario was that GWB put in a little (we're talking
VERY little) "VFR face time," but literally didn't do anything but
walk around unsupervised, drink coffee, have mock dog-fights with his
right hand shooting the watch on his left wrist while telling, "There
I was..." stories.

Juvat

--
"The tyranny of a prince is not so dangerous to the public welfare as
the apathy of a citizen in a democracy."
- Baron de Montesquieu, 1748

This particular angle on the AWOL business makes the most sense to me.

It follows the "too stupid to be..." theme that Dubya has lived by.

Can't you just picture a definitive biography of GWB, with the chapters titled
as following?


Too stupid to be a preppy

Too stupid to be an Eli

Too stupid to be an ANG pilot

Too stupid to be an oil company exec

Too stupid to be a ...

....

...

...

...

Too stupid to be president.

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"Submariner" wrote:

It follows the "too stupid to be..." theme that Dubya has lived by.
Can't you just picture a definitive biography of GWB, with the chapters titled
as following?
Too stupid to be a preppy
Too stupid to be an Eli
Too stupid to be an ANG pilot
Too stupid to be an oil company exec
Too stupid to be a ...
Too stupid to be president.

But, somehow, this "stupid" man is running a massive, deeply complicated
conspiracy to take over the world, according to the same folks.

On the other hand, the "smart" people like Clinton and Gore spent eight
years *not* doing anything about the terror problem, yet the "dumb" Bush
is supposed to have fixed it in eight months...

--
cirby at cfl.rr.com

Remember: Objects in rearview mirror may be hallucinations.
Slam on brakes accordingly.

After an exhausting session with Victoria's Secret Police, Tempest
confessed the following:

He received "permission" after the fact.

The document is posted at www.awolbush.com, it's dated after he was told
to reappear in Texas.

Been there, done that...got the PDFs. Please don't mistake my posts as
defending the current occupant of the oval office. I'm not.

True, but don't make it sound like he had to stay within the borders
of TX. That statement sounds like he was fighting extradition to flee
prosecution for some drug bust...[some will find the irony and or
humor in this...or not]

Not my intention.

Dang...and I was hoping you'd see the humor WRT fleeing a drug bust.

Juvat

Robey Price wrote:

After an exhausting session with Victoria's Secret Police, Tempest
confessed the following:

He received "permission" after the fact.

The document is posted at www.awolbush.com, it's dated after he was told
to reappear in Texas.

Been there, done that...got the PDFs. Please don't mistake my posts as
defending the current occupant of the oval office. I'm not.

I don't, I'm just hoping to fill in some blanks.

True, but don't make it sound like he had to stay within the borders
of TX. That statement sounds like he was fighting extradition to flee
prosecution for some drug bust...[some will find the irony and or
humor in this...or not]

Not my intention.

Dang...and I was hoping you'd see the humor WRT fleeing a drug bust.

I caught it, but didn't comment on it. Got a chuckle out of it though.

He could have also been running from a DUI arrest.

--
"The tyranny of a prince is not so dangerous to the public welfare as
the apathy of a citizen in a democracy."
- Baron de Montesquieu, 1748