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Old January 19th 06, 03:40 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Flyingmonk wrote:

Personally I prefer the [get into the fetal position and cry out,
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" method of self-defense].


Weren't you the one who claimed a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do in
a recent post?

If so, I suspect you might issue a verbal warning, but you would never get
in to a fetal position. Instead, you would follow up an unheeded warning
with a round-house kick.


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Peter
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Old January 19th 06, 03:53 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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A man and a dog get into a gun fight in the middle of the street.
The man gets a shot off and hits the dog in the hand.
This ****es off the dog
The man runs away into the bar.
The dog runs after him into the bar and can't see him
The bartender asks the dog if he can help him
The dog points to his hand and says
I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw.

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Old January 19th 06, 08:59 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Grumman-581 wrote:

"Matt Whiting" wrote in message ...

That is just being smart. Avoidance is always best. However, if the
perps don't give you a good route of avoidance, then .45 Colt is next


best.

I figure if 11 rounds of .45+P ACP doesn't solve the problem, I need to
reload...


My Cold doesn't hold 11 rounds, but if 8 won't solve the problem ...
then I pull my .44 magnum... Always have a plan B.


Matt
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Old January 20th 06, 03:22 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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My Cold doesn't hold 11 rounds, but if 8 won't solve the problem ...
then I pull my .44 magnum... Always have a plan B.


In my opinion, my Colt is a bit too large for true concealed carry, so it
just stays home in the gun safe with all the other weapons who infrequently
get invited to come out and play... The PT-145 that I carry holds 10 in the
mag plus one in the chamber... Good enough for most things and quick enough
to toss another mag into it... Plan B is a 12-gauge with 8 rounds of
000-buck... Plan C is multiple 50-round mags in a TEC-9 for
spray-and-pray... grin


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Old January 20th 06, 11:16 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Grumman-581 wrote:

"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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My Cold doesn't hold 11 rounds, but if 8 won't solve the problem ...
then I pull my .44 magnum... Always have a plan B.



In my opinion, my Colt is a bit too large for true concealed carry, so it


It depends on the size of the concealer. :-)

Matt
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Old January 20th 06, 12:55 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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I have a CCW in Virginia and reciprocal states. I carry concealed a
Glock 17 (a lot of 9mm). I also have Kel-tec Sub2000 that accepts the
same mag as the glock. I have ten 32 rd mags and ten regular glock
mags. A Moss 500 with pistol grip in the closet a Colt CAR-15, a AK47
and a few other less threatening toys that go bang. :^)

The Monk

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Old January 20th 06, 03:37 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Grumman-581 wrote:

"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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My Cold doesn't hold 11 rounds, but if 8 won't solve the problem ...
then I pull my .44 magnum... Always have a plan B.



In my opinion, my Colt is a bit too large for true concealed carry, so it


It depends on the size of the concealer. :-)

Matt


And the holster.

I'm 5'8.5" 175#. I have a shoulder holster that will allow me to carry fully
concealed my full size Colt National Match and two magazines under just
about any jacket.


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Old January 20th 06, 07:15 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Gig 601XL Builder" wrDOTgiaconaATcox.net wrote in message
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And the holster.

I'm 5'8.5" 175#. I have a shoulder holster that will allow me to carry

fully
concealed my full size Colt National Match and two magazines under just
about any jacket.


That works great if you live in a part of the country where people usually
wear jackets... In Houston, that is rarely the case... Hell, it's short
sleeve weather today and I have the air-conditioner turned on in my house...


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Old January 20th 06, 09:34 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Gig 601XL Builder wrote:

"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
...

Grumman-581 wrote:


"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
...


My Cold doesn't hold 11 rounds, but if 8 won't solve the problem ...
then I pull my .44 magnum... Always have a plan B.


In my opinion, my Colt is a bit too large for true concealed carry, so it


It depends on the size of the concealer. :-)

Matt



And the holster.

I'm 5'8.5" 175#. I have a shoulder holster that will allow me to carry fully
concealed my full size Colt National Match and two magazines under just
about any jacket.



I'm 6' and 220 and can conceal my Colt in the small of my back under a
t-shirt. Or an ankle holster. Or a shoulder holster.

Then again, in PA my permit doesn't require me to carry concealed. I
got my permit back when it was a protection permit and it has no such
requirement.

Matt
 




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