Kill File Bertie

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison

Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of California
Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon spend more on
prisons than education.


http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/prison_vs._education_spending_reveals_california's _priorities.shtml
For the first time, and unique among large states, California will
soon spend more on its prisons than on its public universities. It
has been projected that over the next five years, the state's
budget for locking up people will rise by 9 percent annually,
compared with its spending on higher education, which will rise
only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013 fiscal year, $15.4 billion
will be spent on incarcerating Californians, as compared with
$15.3 billion spent on educating them. Yet, despite this historic
increase in prison funding, leading legislators -- including
supporters of the increase -- and even Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's office agree that this is simply throwing good
money after bad, given the rank mismanagement plaguing
California's corrections system.

More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest paid,
most politically influential prison personnel in the nation, as
well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will result in a
better corrections system. ...

Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know this
budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it, preferring to
pander to prison personnel and afraid of appearing "soft on
crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. once observed: "Cowardice
asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is
it politic?' Vanity comes along and asks the question, 'Is it
popular?' "

"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it right?' "
...




http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...iativeID=31336
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.

And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...


Great segue here :-)))).

You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in the
ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))

--
Dudley Henriques

Dudley Henriques wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
news Maxwell writes:

Isn't it strange though, seems MX disappeared the moment Flyboy
arrived, and
reappeared the very day Flyboy said good-bye.
FYI, I post only under Mxsmanic, so conspiracy theories are
baseless.
You're a proven liar, and that's no theory.

Your WJRFlyboy charade was the social equivalent of " tying a pork
chop around one's neck, so the dog would play with him".

You're pathetic, get help.






Why don't you post some numers at him. That'll show him. God knows
I'm still smarting from that last batch.,.


Bertie
I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison deciding
that the jokes they told had all been heard, so they assigned each
joke a number. In this way when someone wanted to tell the joke, he
would simply say the number and everybody would laugh?

One day at lunch, one of the guys was feeling good and wanted to tell
a joke. He stood up in the dining hall and shouted loudly, "NUMBER
32!!"

Dead silence!! Nobody laughed.

He sat back down all dejected and asked the guy next to him, "What
happened?"

"I don't know man. I don't think they liked the way you told it!"


Well, no problem there with Max. It's obvious he's a joke!

Bertie

"Ken S. Tucker" wrote in
:

On Apr 5, 6:50 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
news Maxwell writes:

Isn't it strange though, seems MX disappeared the moment Flyboy
arrived, and
reappeared the very day Flyboy said good-bye.
FYI, I post only under Mxsmanic, so conspiracy theories are
baseless.
You're a proven liar, and that's no theory.

Your WJRFlyboy charade was the social equivalent of " tying a pork
chop around one's neck, so the dog would play with him".

You're pathetic, get help.

Why don't you post some numers at him. That'll show him. God knows
I'm still smarting from that last batch.,.

Bertie

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison deciding
that the jokes they told had all been heard, so they assigned each
joke a number. In this way when someone wanted to tell the joke, he
would simply say the number and everybody would laugh?

One day at lunch, one of the guys was feeling good and wanted to tell
a joke. He stood up in the dining hall and shouted loudly, "NUMBER
32!!"

Dead silence!! Nobody laughed.

He sat back down all dejected and asked the guy next to him, "What
happened?"

"I don't know man. I don't think they liked the way you told it!"

That's because that is joke #32.
Ken



Ah, see Dud, ou hsould have asked someone who's done time to begin with.


Bertie

On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:
Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison

Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of California
Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon spend more on
prisons than education.

http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/...n_spending_rev...
For the first time, and unique among large states, California will
soon spend more on its prisons than on its public universities. It
has been projected that over the next five years, the state's
budget for locking up people will rise by 9 percent annually,
compared with its spending on higher education, which will rise
only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013 fiscal year, $15.4 billion
will be spent on incarcerating Californians, as compared with
$15.3 billion spent on educating them. Yet, despite this historic
increase in prison funding, leading legislators -- including
supporters of the increase -- and even Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's office agree that this is simply throwing good
money after bad, given the rank mismanagement plaguing
California's corrections system.

More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest paid,
most politically influential prison personnel in the nation, as
well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will result in a
better corrections system. ...

Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know this
budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it, preferring to
pander to prison personnel and afraid of appearing "soft on
crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. once observed: "Cowardice
asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is
it politic?' Vanity comes along and asks the question, 'Is it
popular?' "

"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it right?' "
...

http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...aspx?initiativ...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.

And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...

Great segue here :-)))).

You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in the
ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))

and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under the
light of day :-)))))

On Apr 5, 12:33 pm, george wrote:
On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison

Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of California
Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon spend more on
prisons than education.

http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/...n_spending_rev...
For the first time, and unique among large states, California will
soon spend more on its prisons than on its public universities. It
has been projected that over the next five years, the state's
budget for locking up people will rise by 9 percent annually,
compared with its spending on higher education, which will rise
only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013 fiscal year, $15.4 billion
will be spent on incarcerating Californians, as compared with
$15.3 billion spent on educating them. Yet, despite this historic
increase in prison funding, leading legislators -- including
supporters of the increase -- and even Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's office agree that this is simply throwing good
money after bad, given the rank mismanagement plaguing
California's corrections system.

More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest paid,
most politically influential prison personnel in the nation, as
well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will result in a
better corrections system. ...

Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know this
budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it, preferring to
pander to prison personnel and afraid of appearing "soft on
crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. once observed: "Cowardice
asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is
it politic?' Vanity comes along and asks the question, 'Is it
popular?' "

"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it right?' "
...

http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...aspx?initiativ...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.

And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...

Great segue here :-)))).

You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in the
ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))

and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under the
light of day :-)))))

I had some little thing with a white head, that may
have been bertie, land on my ice cream, so I flicked
it off and a cat ate it.
So you guys figure bertie is recycled pussy poop.
Yeah that makes sense to me.
Ken

Ken S. Tucker wrote:
On Apr 5, 12:33 pm, george wrote:
On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:
I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison
Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of California
Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon spend more on
prisons than education.
http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/...n_spending_rev...
For the first time, and unique among large states, California will
soon spend more on its prisons than on its public universities. It
has been projected that over the next five years, the state's
budget for locking up people will rise by 9 percent annually,
compared with its spending on higher education, which will rise
only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013 fiscal year, $15.4 billion
will be spent on incarcerating Californians, as compared with
$15.3 billion spent on educating them. Yet, despite this historic
increase in prison funding, leading legislators -- including
supporters of the increase -- and even Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's office agree that this is simply throwing good
money after bad, given the rank mismanagement plaguing
California's corrections system.
More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest paid,
most politically influential prison personnel in the nation, as
well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will result in a
better corrections system. ...
Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know this
budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it, preferring to
pander to prison personnel and afraid of appearing "soft on
crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. once observed: "Cowardice
asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is
it politic?' Vanity comes along and asks the question, 'Is it
popular?' "
"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it right?' "
...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...aspx?initiativ...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.
And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...
Great segue here :-)))).
You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in the
ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))
and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under the
light of day :-)))))

I had some little thing with a white head, that may
have been bertie, land on my ice cream, so I flicked
it off and a cat ate it.
So you guys figure bertie is recycled pussy poop.
Yeah that makes sense to me.
Ken

Sorry, but no hidden or implied Bertie's intended.

--
Dudley Henriques

"Ken S. Tucker" wrote in
:

On Apr 5, 12:33 pm, george wrote:
On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:

I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison

Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of
California Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon
spend more on prisons than education.

http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/prison_vs.
_education_spending_r
ev...
For the first time, and unique among large states, California
will soon spend more on its prisons than on its public
universities. It has been projected that over the next five
years, the state's budget for locking up people will rise by
9 percent annually, compared with its spending on higher
education, which will rise only by 5 percent. By the
2012-2013 fiscal year, $15.4 billion will be spent on
incarcerating Californians, as compared with $15.3 billion
spent on educating them. Yet, despite this historic
increase in prison funding, leading legislators -- including
supporters of the increase -- and even Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's office agree that this is simply throwing
good money after bad, given the rank mismanagement plaguing
California's corrections system.

More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest
paid, most politically influential prison personnel in the
nation, as well as more prisons, but no one is certain it
will result in a better corrections system. ...

Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know
this budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it,
preferring to pander to prison personnel and afraid of
appearing "soft on crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
once observed: "Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?'
Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity comes
along and asks the question, 'Is it popular?' "

"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it
right?' " ...

http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...s_detail.aspx?
initiat
iv...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...etail.aspx?id=
35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.

And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...

Great segue here :-)))).

You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in
the ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))

and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under the
light of day :-)))))

I had some little thing with a white head, that may
have been bertie, land on my ice cream, so I flicked
it off and a cat ate it.


Blessed be the cat.


So you guys figure bertie is recycled pussy poop.
Yeah that makes sense to me.

of course it does, kennie.



bertie

Dudley Henriques wrote in
:

Ken S. Tucker wrote:
On Apr 5, 12:33 pm, george wrote:
On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:
I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison
Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of
California Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon
spend more on prisons than education.
http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/prison_vs.
_education_spending_r
ev...
For the first time, and unique among large states, California
will soon spend more on its prisons than on its public
universities. It has been projected that over the next five
years, the state's budget for locking up people will rise by 9
percent annually, compared with its spending on higher
education, which will rise only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013
fiscal year, $15.4 billion will be spent on incarcerating
Californians, as compared with $15.3 billion spent on
educating them. Yet, despite this historic increase in prison
funding, leading legislators -- including supporters of the
increase -- and even Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's office agree
that this is simply throwing good money after bad, given the
rank mismanagement plaguing California's corrections system.
More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest
paid, most politically influential prison personnel in the
nation, as well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will
result in a better corrections system. ...
Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know
this budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it,
preferring to pander to prison personnel and afraid of
appearing "soft on crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
once observed: "Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?'
Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity comes
along and asks the question, 'Is it popular?' "
"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it
right?' " ...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...s_detail.aspx?
initiat
iv...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.
And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...
Great segue here :-)))).
You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in
the ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))
and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under the
light of day :-)))))

I had some little thing with a white head, that may
have been bertie, land on my ice cream, so I flicked
it off and a cat ate it.
So you guys figure bertie is recycled pussy poop.
Yeah that makes sense to me.
Ken

Sorry, but no hidden or implied Bertie's intended.


OK, that's a little too zen even for me.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Dudley Henriques wrote in
:

Ken S. Tucker wrote:
On Apr 5, 12:33 pm, george wrote:
On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:
I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison
Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of
California Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon
spend more on prisons than education.
http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/prison_vs.
_education_spending_r
ev...
For the first time, and unique among large states, California
will soon spend more on its prisons than on its public
universities. It has been projected that over the next five
years, the state's budget for locking up people will rise by 9
percent annually, compared with its spending on higher
education, which will rise only by 5 percent. By the 2012-2013
fiscal year, $15.4 billion will be spent on incarcerating
Californians, as compared with $15.3 billion spent on
educating them. Yet, despite this historic increase in prison
funding, leading legislators -- including supporters of the
increase -- and even Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's office agree
that this is simply throwing good money after bad, given the
rank mismanagement plaguing California's corrections system.
More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest
paid, most politically influential prison personnel in the
nation, as well as more prisons, but no one is certain it will
result in a better corrections system. ...
Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who know
this budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it,
preferring to pander to prison personnel and afraid of
appearing "soft on crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
once observed: "Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?'
Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity comes
along and asks the question, 'Is it popular?' "
"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it
right?' " ...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...s_detail.aspx?
initiat
iv...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/....aspx?id=35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.
And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...
Great segue here :-)))).
You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus in
the ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen :-))
and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under the
light of day :-)))))
I had some little thing with a white head, that may
have been bertie, land on my ice cream, so I flicked
it off and a cat ate it.
So you guys figure bertie is recycled pussy poop.
Yeah that makes sense to me.
Ken
Sorry, but no hidden or implied Bertie's intended.


OK, that's a little too zen even for me.

Bertie

I don't believe you :-))

--
Dudley Henriques

Dudley Henriques wrote in
news
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Dudley Henriques wrote in
:

Ken S. Tucker wrote:
On Apr 5, 12:33 pm, george wrote:
On Apr 6, 4:07 am, Dudley Henriques wrote:

Larry Dighera wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:50:55 -0400, Dudley Henriques
wrote:
I take it you heard the one about the inmates in a prison
Oh, you must be referring to the fact that the states of
California Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Michigan and Oregon
spend more on prisons than education.
http://www.aclunc.org/news/opinions/prison_vs.
_education_spending_r
ev...
For the first time, and unique among large states,
California
will soon spend more on its prisons than on its public
universities. It has been projected that over the next five
years, the state's budget for locking up people will rise by
9
percent annually, compared with its spending on higher
education, which will rise only by 5 percent. By the 2012-
2013
fiscal year, $15.4 billion will be spent on incarcerating
Californians, as compared with $15.3 billion spent on
educating them. Yet, despite this historic increase in
prison
funding, leading legislators -- including supporters of the
increase -- and even Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's office
agree
that this is simply throwing good money after bad, given the
rank mismanagement plaguing California's corrections system.
More prison spending will mean better pay for the highest
paid, most politically influential prison personnel in the
nation, as well as more prisons, but no one is certain it
will
result in a better corrections system. ...
Who is going to make it right? Even public officials who
know
this budget priority is wrongheaded refuse to fight it,
preferring to pander to prison personnel and afraid of
appearing "soft on crime." The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
once observed: "Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?'
Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity comes
along and asks the question, 'Is it popular?' "
"But," King added, "Conscience asks the question 'Is it
right?' " ...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...s_detail.aspx?
initiat
iv...
http://www.pewcenteronthestates.org/...etail.aspx?id=
35904
More than 1 in 100 American adults are behind bars.
And when it comes to our nation's military spending vs education
spending ...
Great segue here :-)))).
You know Larry, it's people like you who find the face of Jesus
in
the ice cream sundae you just bought at the local Dairy Queen
:-))
and watch in horror as your religious icon just melts away under
the
light of day :-)))))
I had some little thing with a white head, that may
have been bertie, land on my ice cream, so I flicked
it off and a cat ate it.
So you guys figure bertie is recycled pussy poop.
Yeah that makes sense to me.
Ken
Sorry, but no hidden or implied Bertie's intended.


OK, that's a little too zen even for me.

Bertie

I don't believe you :-))


Nope, still don't understand it.Even a dozen german beers haven't opened
my eyes.


bertie