Actual Quotes from OBAMA book

"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:ruWvk.327894$yE1.155549@attbi_s21:

I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" -- on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the ones
who do the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone" lies.


Well, let's just narrow it down to you then..


Bertie

Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:20:31 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip sang, "If
I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" -- on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the ones who
do the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone" lies.

Well, let's just narrow it down to you then..

Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?

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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
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the ones who do the lying, and defend the liars --

That would include Sarah Palin and the Republicans.

After she got up and re-told her big, fat, stinking heater of a lie in her
speech last night, I didn't hear any Repugnicans standing up for truth and
light.

http://dailyhowler.com/dh090108.shtml

The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton, ye hasty-witted
fool, dissembling harlot, thou are false in all, ye expanded:

Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:20:31 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip sang,
"If
I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" -- on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the ones
who
do the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone" lies.

Well, let's just narrow it down to you then..

Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?

I take it that, unlike Bill Clinton, you define giving felatio as having
sex.

stands ground

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"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:ruWvk.327894$yE1.155549@attbi_s21...
I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" -- on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the ones who do
the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone" lies.
--

Amazing when Gertie or one of his socks come up with stuff like this, and no
one seems to notice.

"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton"
wrote in message
Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?


You should try it with another person sometime.

Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:30:17 -0500, "Lonnie", AKA Maxwell,
frothed and foamed:
"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote
Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?

You should try it with another person sometime.

Awwww, wook at the widdle laming sockpuppet! Innit he kyooooot?!?

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Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: . com

Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:14:51 -1200, Kadaitcha Man frothed and
foamed:
The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton, ye hasty-witted
fool, dissembling harlot, thou are false in all, ye expanded:
Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:20:31 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip sang,
"If
I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" -- on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the ones
who
do the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone" lies.

Well, let's just narrow it down to you then..

Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?

I take it that, unlike Bill Clinton, you define giving felatio as having
sex.

stands ground

I'll even go so far as to define receiving it thusly.

;-{P}

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
The God of Odd Statements
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: . com

Lola Stonewall Riot, ye slovenly one that serves a bad woman, an
admirable evasion of whore master man, to lay thy goatish disposition to
the charge of a star, ye chirruped:

Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:14:51 -1200, Kadaitcha Man frothed
and
foamed:
The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton, ye hasty-witted
fool, dissembling harlot, thou are false in all, ye expanded:
Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:20:31 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
sang,
"If
I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" --
on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the
ones
who do the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone"
lies.

Well, let's just narrow it down to you then..

Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever
tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?

I take it that, unlike Bill Clinton, you define giving felatio as
having
sex.

stands ground

I'll even go so far as to define receiving it thusly.

;-{P}


**** me dead. Lay me down, roll me over and do it again. At an average
of 2-5ml per ejaculation, you've swallowed between 20 and 50 litres of
the stuff. No wonder you have a pallid complexion.

hobbles off, laughing

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"Lola Stonewall Riot" wrote in message
news
Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:30:17 -0500, "Lonnie", AKA Maxwell,
frothed and foamed:
"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote
Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?

You should try it with another person sometime.

Awwww, wook at the widdle laming sockpuppet! Innit he kyooooot?!?


Not you bitch, something human.