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New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:55:53 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did the cha-cha, and
screamed: "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly state: Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: "Ramsey" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote: On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: "Ramsey" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... "Ramsey" wrote: You may wait. I have nothing to prove.. Well on the way to that next award, Maxie. Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot. Don't have to. That's your job. It's one of the few things you're good at. I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying when he says he is. He never says he is, he just waffles. Liar. Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a pilot, Maxine? See? I believe I do. Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest. He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he? Bit wishy washy, really. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented? Shame really. He coulda been someone. Snort! He still can! He can be a renowned usenet.kook. -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Gutter Chix0r #17 Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want." Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008 Hammer of Thor, July 2008 "They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the late 19th/early 20th centuries sure would have gone to operas all the time, Aggie! Message-ID: "RUBBISH! Italian opera makes reference to RECORDED GREEK HISTORY! Calling with folklore is like calling the Napoleonic wars folklore or Julius Caesar folklore. "Greece does not have folk music and it does not have folklore." -- Clearly, Greek mythology was made up by archaeologists and anthropologists in the past two centuries. Isn't that right, Aggie? Message-ID: "Folklore is a 19th Century Romanticist Art Music genre." -- Aggie re- defines the Brothers Grimm as musicians, in Message-ID: "Folk music is by definition Irish pop music. Specifically Irish pop music influenced by Eastern European dance music." -- Agamemnon owes me a head injury for that. Message-ID: "Rave and Trance on technical grounds should be classified as classical music." -- Aggie the musical expert, in Message-ID: "Bluegrass is African American. Actually its origin is French just like Rap, but it has nothing to do with Folk. Folk is Irish pop music concocted in the 50's and 60's which uses instruments that weren't invented until the 30's." -- And rock, of course, was first made by Greeks, as Agamemnon will assert. Message-ID: "WRONG! The plays of Aristophanes prove that the overwhelming majority of Athenians were straight and idiogenogamotics were ridiculed as either being effeminate or only doing kologamosis in return for political or financial favours. If this was not so then Aristophanes would not have mocked the politicians in the front seats as boy ****ers (kologamosis with young boys will illegal in ancient Athens and those engaging in it were banned from holding elected office) or made numerous bum gags, or brought naked girls on stage for an all male audience to represent peace or written plays featuring female prostitutes. Hellenistic romantic fiction such as the Aethiopica also disproves your claims that women were only regarded as baby making machines. Menanders Dyskolos also disproves your claims as does book 3 of Apollonius Argonougtica and Euripides Hellen. Kolofilia was nothing more than masturbation. Just ask yourself why it was only with a man and adolescent boy. Because it was easier for the giver to think the receiver was a young girl than if it was with a man the same age. He might as well have ****ed a sheep or a goat. So to get back on topic, it makes you wonder why RTD made Captain Jack an omnisexual, read complete ******." -- Poutso kelftis on a frothing rage, in Message-ID: "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008 "6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID: "'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" -- Andrew B. Chung, from http://gtalumni.org/Publications/mag...n91/chung.html "Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: "You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words 'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows" Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID: "No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02 http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php "This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of Loathing http://www.runescape.com/ No one expects the Fannish Inquisition! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist Pretzel "i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID: "What are marijuana tablets?" "When logic and proportion Have fallen softly dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!' Remember what the dormouse said: 'Feed your head Feed your head Feed your head'" -- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane I own "James C Cracked is God!!!": MID: .com "Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID: http://tinyurl.com/virusestransmit "The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest setting. About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for days after using the Hammer on him "Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon. "Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun "Property is theft." -- P. J. Proudhon "Property is liberty." -- P. J. Proudhon "Property is impossible." -- P. J. Proudhon "Etymology: Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum Argumentum : putrefaction of argument. "Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\ a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.] Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: "I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID: "Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will." -- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct as needed) "may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom, in alt.discordia "We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at play." -- Heraclitus "And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet, and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate. The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or working, in MID: om "I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest moment, in MID: "But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it. See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch. "In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of thousands as "just a comma" in world history. "Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford, http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/ notes101106.DTL&nl=fix http://tinyurl.com/kusmr |
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New award. Bertie's dumbest ass sockpuppet.
The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
n wrote in newsan.2008.09.01.07.06.16.795041 @lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it. 616: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:55:53 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did the cha-cha, and screamed: "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly state: Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote: On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: "Ramsey" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote: On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: "Ramsey" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... "Ramsey" wrote: You may wait. I have nothing to prove.. Well on the way to that next award, Maxie. Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot. Don't have to. That's your job. It's one of the few things you're good at. I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out lying when he says he is. He never says he is, he just waffles. Liar. Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to be a pilot, Maxine? See? I believe I do. Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest. He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is he? Bit wishy washy, really. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented? Shame really. He coulda been someone. Snort! He still can! He can be a renowned usenet.kook. True, though he'll never truly appreciate his achievement, I'm afraid. Bertie |
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Calling all Bertie supporters
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... True, though he'll never truly appreciate his achievement, I'm afraid. Bertie Hey Mikey Mouth, you and Bich round up Bob F, Orval, romeomike, Andy Hawkins, jeremy and the others. Bertie has a circle jerk going here, and I'd hate for you guys to miss it. Come on down and meet some of your fellow lamers from the kook groups. |
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Calling all Bertie supporters
"Zebulon" @###@.^net wrote in :
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... True, though he'll never truly appreciate his achievement, I'm afraid. Bertie Hey Mikey Mouth, you and Bich round up Bob F, Orval, romeomike, Andy Hawkins, jeremy and the others. Wow! It must be almost time for Volume 7! Bertie has a circle jerk going here, and I'd hate for you guys to miss it. Come on down and meet some of your fellow lamers from the kook groups. I think thye've already met you Maxie. Bertie |
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Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?
That was some thread a while ago. Someone was convinced that living at an airpark was something like a suicide attempt. Data to the contrary was dismissed as obviously wrong because living near a runway was pre-determined to be dangerous. Damn right they're dangerous. I'm suicidal and want to buy your airpark at a deep discount Help me end it all !!!! PS It's gotta have a nice hangar Cheers: Paul N1431A KPLU |
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Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:16:46 -0400, Orval Fairbairn wrote:
In article , Gezellig wrote: On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:31:17 -0700, Tom C wrote: Now you have this guy who hates GA and the clueless people who were sold a bill of goods by developers that encroached on an airport that's been there since WW II and we have one melting ball of wax. In another thread I was reading about the hazards of airparks. The discussion were adamant about that not being the case yet here I have this opinion stated three or four times in this thread. Care to comment? HUH???? What hazards of airparks? There has been nothing in this thread about it! What hazards? Get serious, air parks like any other airfield have hazards. |
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Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:50:06 -0400, Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe wrote:
In another thread I was reading about the hazards of airparks. The discussion were adamant about that not being the case yet here I have this opinion stated three or four times in this thread. Care to comment? HUH???? What hazards of airparks? There has been nothing in this thread about it! That was some thread a while ago. Someone was convinced that living at an airpark was something like a suicide attempt. Data to the contrary was dismissed as obviously wrong because living near a runway was pre-determined to be dangerous. The thread I am reading is pretty fairly discussed by the poster. It does appear that a bunch got their knickers in a wad over the realities of airpark hazards. What has been lost is my question as to why developers were /against/ GA, I had wrongly assumed there were developers who had sold the + benefits of GA to homebuyers. |
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Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?
On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 13:18:36 -0700, Tri-Pacer wrote:
That was some thread a while ago. Someone was convinced that living at an airpark was something like a suicide attempt. Data to the contrary was dismissed as obviously wrong because living near a runway was pre-determined to be dangerous. Damn right they're dangerous. I'm suicidal and want to buy your airpark at a deep discount Help me end it all !!!! PS It's gotta have a nice hangar Cheers: Paul N1431A KPLU Paul, you should have no problem, there are dozens of them in the USA for sale. |
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Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?
"Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe" wrote in message... That was some thread a while ago. Someone was convinced that living at an airpark was something like a suicide attempt. Data to the contrary was dismissed as obviously wrong because living near a runway was pre-determined to be dangerous. Yeah, and the originator of that thread claimed to be a "real estate developer with aviation interest". I read that as: the fox says to the chickens "just passing thru". |
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Experimentals To Be Banned To Rural Airports?
"Gezellig" wrote in message ... this opinion stated three or four times in this thread. Care to comment? HUH???? What hazards of airparks? There has been nothing in this thread about it! What hazards? Get serious, air parks like any other airfield have hazards. Golf developments have more. Tom "F*&^%$g sand traps" C |
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