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The Castrati must return !!!
clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Ed Zagmoon wrote: To save classical music, the Castrati must return, because their voices were so wonderful, magical, superb. So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become a famous singer. Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was in - how good a musician is he? Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The blonde next to him was better. Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart. OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri. Right. Good. Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time. Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds. From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good. It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds better than his singing! Probably. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. He's too old. You sure? He's so immature. Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he is still childish. Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless. You could be right about that. Glad you agree, fan. I'm glad you're glad. What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan? The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers. Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash. LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough? Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L! He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy. The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of us. He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us. Too bad the truth is out there. Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-) Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why. They were like the rock stars of their day. You mean like KISS? Did women actually like KISS? Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue. Oh. I think it was his. It was extra long anyway. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Ed Zagmoon wrote: To save classical music, the Castrati must return, because their voices were so wonderful, magical, superb. So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become a famous singer. Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was in - how good a musician is he? Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The blonde next to him was better. Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart. OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri. Right. Good. Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time. Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds. From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good. It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds better than his singing! Probably. I wonder what voice type Tholen is. I'd be willing to wager its whiney. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. He's too old. You sure? He's so immature. Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he is still childish. Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless. You could be right about that. Glad you agree, fan. I'm glad you're glad. What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan? Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad. Glad you like it, fan. The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers. Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash. LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough? Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L! He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy. The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of us. He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us. Too bad the truth is out there. What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it. All too true. Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-) Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why. They were like the rock stars of their day. You mean like KISS? Did women actually like KISS? Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue. Oh. I think it was his. It was extra long anyway. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
pluto wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Ed Zagmoon wrote: To save classical music, the Castrati must return, because their voices were so wonderful, magical, superb. So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become a famous singer. Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was in - how good a musician is he? Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The blonde next to him was better. Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart. OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri. Right. Good. Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time. Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds. From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good. It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds better than his singing! Probably. I wonder what voice type Tholen is. I'd be willing to wager its whiney. He's probably still a soprano. That's close enough for a castrato. |
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Did everyone get what they wanted for Xmas?
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... wrote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8 Dickless could use one of those! No, wait! On second thought, Dickless wouldn't know what to do with it! Perhaps he could use this. http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx Nah, Dickless' got nothing to cast it off. |
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