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  #11  
Old August 12th 06, 11:28 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Default Jay's "Plane Crash Video Ubersite"

Here's a great audio file that I think belongs on Jay's website. Beware if
you check out any other stuff on Consumption Junction, the site
unfortunately has a lot of porn, and some other really disgusting things.
But, this audio is pretty funny, but you have to feel sorry for the fighter
jock backseater. If anyone has the rest of the story about what happened
here (unit, type aircraft, when) I'd love to hear it.
Scott Wilson

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...2&page=1&fav=0
  #12  
Old August 13th 06, 02:31 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Crashman
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Wow -- thanks for the recommendation, Crash...I think. All of a
sudden, I'm getting complaints from all over the world about how "slow"
the site is. And this after Jav spent untold hours updating his
servers to handle the volume, too!

After getting concerned emails from all over the world, because I actually

hadn't updated the site since mid-July, I've just added nine new
video/audio files. Mary's already ****ed at me for "wasting so much time
on that dumb website"....but I figured I *had* to add some new ones, now
that we're "famous"!
:-) Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993

www.AlexisParkInn.com "Your Aviation Destination"
-------

Well you're welcome Jay... I hope! Your light could not hide itself
forever. I didn't think a fullscale slashdotting would result, even tho
Boing^2 supposedly gets about 1M hits/day. Hm - must be a big crossover
betw. the technogeek and plane crash crowd. I didn't mean to overemphasize
the morbid, but as you know from your congenial discussions with the
notorious Mr. Fighter Pilot Henrique5, we are unlikely to ever please
everyone on that issue.

Pls. tell Jav the BW load should drop soon as the post scrolls offa BB's
frontpage, (interesting to see how Cnet monitors Boing^2, isn't it?).
Please consider this the inevitable result of your world- class work here
gentlemen, and forgive me for wrenching you to new heights of fame.

It is a tribute to both you and the good people who make up the Net that
despite the existence of many other sites expressly devoted to aviation
safety, mishaps, and vids (airdisaster, planecrashinfo, etc.), Alexis Park
Inn has emerged as a (if not THE) leader in unusual errr ahhh, "aviation
safety" vids. Please also explain to Mary that you are not "wasting time"
- what you are doing here is "skilfully positioning your commercial
hospitality offerings with inspired viral net marketing, while delivering
a much-appreciated and provably in-demand service to the aviation Internet
community that comprises an enormous potential customerbase. Thus
brilliantly leveraging your personal Web skills and in-demand content to
exponentially force-multiply Alexis Park Inn's limited marketing and
advertising resources." I would be interested to know her reply (I'm
married too and know you will get a good one.)

Jay and Jav, with lots of good old-fashioned persistent work, have given
something quite valuable to the Internet and the aviation community. So
take warning gentlemen... you might actually become - ghaack - popular!


- Crashman

It's simple. Like my old instructor said, "Just don't crash and you'll be
fine."

____________________________________
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  #13  
Old August 13th 06, 02:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Default Jay's

Note to Alexis --Downloading the Beech Down Low video, very
large file 52 MB but I'm only getting 26 KB sec, rather than
the 300-500 KB/sec I expect to get. Your server may be
capped or just very busy.



"Crashman" wrote in message
news:489efe1e3e715cd2b5f5a850ddfa5f52@aviatorlive. com...
|
| Wow -- thanks for the recommendation, Crash...I think.
All of a
| sudden, I'm getting complaints from all over the world
about how "slow"
| the site is. And this after Jav spent untold hours
updating his
| servers to handle the volume, too!
|
| After getting concerned emails from all over the world,
because I actually
| hadn't updated the site since mid-July, I've just added
nine new
| video/audio files. Mary's already ****ed at me for
"wasting so much time
| on that dumb website"....but I figured I *had* to add some
new ones, now
| that we're "famous"!
| :-) Jay Honeck
| Iowa City, IA
| Pathfinder N56993
| www.AlexisParkInn.com "Your Aviation Destination"
| -------
|
| Well you're welcome Jay... I hope! Your light could not
hide itself
| forever. I didn't think a fullscale slashdotting would
result, even tho
| Boing^2 supposedly gets about 1M hits/day. Hm - must be a
big crossover
| betw. the technogeek and plane crash crowd. I didn't mean
to overemphasize
| the morbid, but as you know from your congenial
discussions with the
| notorious Mr. Fighter Pilot Henrique5, we are unlikely to
ever please
| everyone on that issue.
|
| Pls. tell Jav the BW load should drop soon as the post
scrolls offa BB's
| frontpage, (interesting to see how Cnet monitors Boing^2,
isn't it?).
| Please consider this the inevitable result of your world-
class work here
| gentlemen, and forgive me for wrenching you to new heights
of fame.
|
| It is a tribute to both you and the good people who make
up the Net that
| despite the existence of many other sites expressly
devoted to aviation
| safety, mishaps, and vids (airdisaster, planecrashinfo,
etc.), Alexis Park
| Inn has emerged as a (if not THE) leader in unusual errr
ahhh, "aviation
| safety" vids. Please also explain to Mary that you are not
"wasting time"
| - what you are doing here is "skilfully positioning your
commercial
| hospitality offerings with inspired viral net marketing,
while delivering
| a much-appreciated and provably in-demand service to the
aviation Internet
| community that comprises an enormous potential
customerbase. Thus
| brilliantly leveraging your personal Web skills and
in-demand content to
| exponentially force-multiply Alexis Park Inn's limited
marketing and
| advertising resources." I would be interested to know her
reply (I'm
| married too and know you will get a good one.)
|
| Jay and Jav, with lots of good old-fashioned persistent
work, have given
| something quite valuable to the Internet and the aviation
community. So
| take warning gentlemen... you might actually become -
ghaack - popular!
|
|
| - Crashman
|
| It's simple. Like my old instructor said, "Just don't
crash and you'll be
| fine."
|
| ____________________________________
| Posted via Aviatorlive.com
| http://www.aviatorlive.com


  #14  
Old August 13th 06, 03:11 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jim Macklin
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Note to Jay
"Jim Macklin" wrote
in message newsBvDg.2199$SZ3.982@dukeread04...
| Note to Alexis --Downloading the Beech Down Low video,
very
| large file 52 MB but I'm only getting 26 KB sec, rather
than
| the 300-500 KB/sec I expect to get. Your server may be
| capped or just very busy.
|
|
|
| "Crashman" wrote in message
| news:489efe1e3e715cd2b5f5a850ddfa5f52@aviatorlive. com...
||
|| Wow -- thanks for the recommendation, Crash...I think.
| All of a
|| sudden, I'm getting complaints from all over the world
| about how "slow"
|| the site is. And this after Jav spent untold hours
| updating his
|| servers to handle the volume, too!
||
|| After getting concerned emails from all over the world,
| because I actually
|| hadn't updated the site since mid-July, I've just added
| nine new
|| video/audio files. Mary's already ****ed at me for
| "wasting so much time
|| on that dumb website"....but I figured I *had* to add
some
| new ones, now
|| that we're "famous"!
|| :-) Jay Honeck
|| Iowa City, IA
|| Pathfinder N56993
|| www.AlexisParkInn.com "Your Aviation Destination"
|| -------
||
|| Well you're welcome Jay... I hope! Your light could not
| hide itself
|| forever. I didn't think a fullscale slashdotting would
| result, even tho
|| Boing^2 supposedly gets about 1M hits/day. Hm - must be a
| big crossover
|| betw. the technogeek and plane crash crowd. I didn't mean
| to overemphasize
|| the morbid, but as you know from your congenial
| discussions with the
|| notorious Mr. Fighter Pilot Henrique5, we are unlikely to
| ever please
|| everyone on that issue.
||
|| Pls. tell Jav the BW load should drop soon as the post
| scrolls offa BB's
|| frontpage, (interesting to see how Cnet monitors Boing^2,
| isn't it?).
|| Please consider this the inevitable result of your world-
| class work here
|| gentlemen, and forgive me for wrenching you to new
heights
| of fame.
||
|| It is a tribute to both you and the good people who make
| up the Net that
|| despite the existence of many other sites expressly
| devoted to aviation
|| safety, mishaps, and vids (airdisaster, planecrashinfo,
| etc.), Alexis Park
|| Inn has emerged as a (if not THE) leader in unusual errr
| ahhh, "aviation
|| safety" vids. Please also explain to Mary that you are
not
| "wasting time"
|| - what you are doing here is "skilfully positioning your
| commercial
|| hospitality offerings with inspired viral net marketing,
| while delivering
|| a much-appreciated and provably in-demand service to the
| aviation Internet
|| community that comprises an enormous potential
| customerbase. Thus
|| brilliantly leveraging your personal Web skills and
| in-demand content to
|| exponentially force-multiply Alexis Park Inn's limited
| marketing and
|| advertising resources." I would be interested to know
her
| reply (I'm
|| married too and know you will get a good one.)
||
|| Jay and Jav, with lots of good old-fashioned persistent
| work, have given
|| something quite valuable to the Internet and the aviation
| community. So
|| take warning gentlemen... you might actually become -
| ghaack - popular!
||
||
|| - Crashman
||
|| It's simple. Like my old instructor said, "Just don't
| crash and you'll be
|| fine."
||
|| ____________________________________
|| Posted via Aviatorlive.com
|| http://www.aviatorlive.com
|
|


  #15  
Old August 13th 06, 03:31 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Jay Honeck
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Please also explain to Mary that you are not "wasting time"
- what you are doing here is "skilfully positioning your commercial
hospitality offerings with inspired viral net marketing, while delivering
a much-appreciated and provably in-demand service to the aviation Internet
community that comprises an enormous potential customerbase. Thus
brilliantly leveraging your personal Web skills and in-demand content to
exponentially force-multiply Alexis Park Inn's limited marketing and
advertising resources."


Wow -- what a load of bullsh*t.

But...it's truly very, very *good* bullsh*t...thanks!

:-)

I would be interested to know her reply (I'm
married too and know you will get a good one.)


Mary and I have been together, one way or 'nother, for 30 years now.
There ain't NO WAY I could feed her a line like that, without (a)
getting my butt stomped, or (b) starting to giggle half-way through
it...

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

  #16  
Old August 13th 06, 03:48 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Matt Whiting
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Jay Honeck wrote:

Mary and I have been together, one way or 'nother, for 30 years now.
There ain't NO WAY I could feed her a line like that, without (a)
getting my butt stomped, or (b) starting to giggle half-way through
it...


You giggle halfway through a butt stomping? That must really irk her! :-)

Matt
  #17  
Old August 13th 06, 03:54 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Crashman
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Jay said:
Wow -- what a load of bullsh*t.
But...it's truly very, very *good* bullsh*t...thanks!
:-)

I know some people who get paid large sums of money for talking exactly
like that.


It's simple. Like my old instructor said, "Just don't crash and you'll be
fine."

____________________________________
Posted via Aviatorlive.com
http://www.aviatorlive.com
  #18  
Old August 13th 06, 03:58 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Matt Whiting
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Crashman wrote:

Jay said:
Wow -- what a load of bullsh*t.
But...it's truly very, very *good* bullsh*t...thanks!
:-)

I know some people who get paid large sums of money for talking exactly
like that.


But they have to get elected first! :-)

Matt
  #19  
Old August 14th 06, 05:45 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Dudley Henriques[_1_]
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"Crashman" wrote in message
news:489efe1e3e715cd2b5f5a850ddfa5f52@aviatorlive. com...
I didn't mean to overemphasize
the morbid, but as you know from your congenial discussions with the
notorious Mr. Fighter Pilot Henrique5, we are unlikely to ever please
everyone on that issue.


That's Dudley Henriques, and I'm only notorious for getting out of yard
work!
DH


 




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