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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to chupacabras.?
Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to Mazatlan on the Kontiki with
that Norwegian fellow several million years ago and became established
throughout Central America. Maybe not. You never see chupacabras posting on
the usenet. Maybe they can't type. shrug....who knows?!?

TP

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote in
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to
chupacabras.? Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to Mazatlan on
the Kontiki with that Norwegian fellow several million years ago and
became established throughout Central America. Maybe not. You never
see chupacabras posting on the usenet. Maybe they can't type.
shrug....who knows?!?


Not sure abotu that, but Robert Loggia is one of us.

Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

No it not. It's the useless fantasy your life has become, hanging out on the
Usenet, accomplishing nothing more than Anthony.

You're actually more pathetic.

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

No it not. It's the useless fantasy your life has become, hanging out
on the Usenet, accomplishing nothing more than Anthony.

You're actually more pathetic.


Sure luser boi. You really haven;t figgered it out yet, have you?


Bertie

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote in
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to
chupacabras.? Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to Mazatlan on
the Kontiki with that Norwegian fellow several million years ago and
became established throughout Central America. Maybe not. You never
see chupacabras posting on the usenet. Maybe they can't type.
shrug....who knows?!?


Not sure abotu that, but Robert Loggia is one of us.

Bertie

The name sounded familiar but I had to google him to see who the heck he is.
I'm not up to speed on names of actors, etc. unless it's someone like Clint
Eastwood or Heather Locklear. :-)

TP

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote in
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to
chupacabras.? Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to Mazatlan
on the Kontiki with that Norwegian fellow several million years ago
and became established throughout Central America. Maybe not. You
never see chupacabras posting on the usenet. Maybe they can't type.
shrug....who knows?!?


Not sure abotu that, but Robert Loggia is one of us.

Bertie

The name sounded familiar but I had to google him to see who the heck
he is. I'm not up to speed on names of actors, etc. unless it's
someone like Clint Eastwood or Heather Locklear. :-)


Well, for a while he posed as a Cat, but he's really a Bunyip who's
managed to penetrate the human world.


Bertie

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote in
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to
chupacabras.? Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to Mazatlan
on the Kontiki with that Norwegian fellow several million years ago
and became established throughout Central America. Maybe not. You
never see chupacabras posting on the usenet. Maybe they can't type.
shrug....who knows?!?


Not sure abotu that, but Robert Loggia is one of us.

Bertie

The name sounded familiar but I had to google him to see who the heck
he is. I'm not up to speed on names of actors, etc. unless it's
someone like Clint Eastwood or Heather Locklear. :-)

TP

Heather Locklear is pushing 50, and it shows. Please tell me you like
her for her acting and not because you think she's "hot".


Don't think I've seen her in anything since "Dynasty". That's how I'll
always remember her. :-)

TP

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote in
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to
chupacabras.? Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to Mazatlan
on the Kontiki with that Norwegian fellow several million years
ago
and became established throughout Central America. Maybe not. You
never see chupacabras posting on the usenet. Maybe they can't
type.
shrug....who knows?!?


Not sure abotu that, but Robert Loggia is one of us.

Bertie

The name sounded familiar but I had to google him to see who the
heck
he is. I'm not up to speed on names of actors, etc. unless it's
someone like Clint Eastwood or Heather Locklear. :-)

TP

Heather Locklear is pushing 50, and it shows. Please tell me you
like
her for her acting and not because you think she's "hot".


Don't think I've seen her in anything since "Dynasty". That's how I'll
always remember her. :-)

She is not a Bunyip, of course, but Bunyips would not throw her out of
bed for eating kiwis.

Bertie

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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EMTAE wrote in
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EMTAE wrote:
What in the hell is a "Bunyip"??

A bunyip is a legendary spirit or creature of the Australian
Aborigine. Bunyips haunt rivers, swamps, creeks and
billabongs. Their main goal in life is to cause nocturnal
terror by eating people or animals in their vicinity. They
are renowned for their terrifying bellowing cries in the
night and have been known to frighten Aborigines to the
point where they would not approach any water source where a
bunyip might be waiting to devour them.


That is real weird


It's a living.

Bertie

Hmmmm....I wonder if bunyips are taxonomically related to
chupacabras.? Maybe a proto-bunyip family floated over to
Mazatlan
on the Kontiki with that Norwegian fellow several million years
ago
and became established throughout Central America. Maybe not.
You
never see chupacabras posting on the usenet. Maybe they can't
type.
shrug....who knows?!?


Not sure abotu that, but Robert Loggia is one of us.

Bertie

The name sounded familiar but I had to google him to see who the
heck
he is. I'm not up to speed on names of actors, etc. unless it's
someone like Clint Eastwood or Heather Locklear. :-)

TP

Heather Locklear is pushing 50, and it shows. Please tell me you
like
her for her acting and not because you think she's "hot".


Don't think I've seen her in anything since "Dynasty". That's how
I'll
always remember her. :-)

She is not a Bunyip, of course, but Bunyips would not throw her out
of
bed for eating kiwis.

Bertie

She would never be in bed with a bunyip, anyway, because bunyips
reproduce by assraping male housecats. (Don't ask me how it works.
I'm
no bunyip expert.)


What's your point?

Bertie

gregvk wrote:

Heather Locklear is pushing 50, and it shows. Please tell me you like
her for her acting and not because you think she's "hot".


46 is not pushing 50 damn-it.