Women are better pilots than men

"CV" wrote in message
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atis118 wrote:
Check out her other posts:


http://groups.google.com/groups?q=au...8&start=0&sa=N

These are all in the past 4 days, what a riot...she's got time on her
hands.

_If_ it is a she - who knows ?

Has to be...if it were a male, it'd be a capital offense. Who'd risk it?

(Nathalie Hutt) wrote in message . com...
Men are too dumb to fly, they will think of their penises all the time
and crash into mountains.
Women are far more skilled and not driven by
small "joysticks".

Nathalie the Hutt,
It's a lot worse than that. When we're flying, all we do is talk
about broads. When we're around good looking broads, all we do is
talk about flying. We don't think *of* our, ahem, "control sticks."
We think *with* them instead. Many times we follow them all over the
world. Even upside down in the mountains at night in thunderstorms
backwards through a pencil sharpner. No wonder we crash so much.
We'll fly right through mountains, just to get some control stick
action.

You might say: "Women are skilled at getting us killed."


pac "real stick" plyer

(you would have known all this if you had graduated from Dr.
Badwater's University For Women. See link above.)

"pacplyer" wrote in message We don't think *of* our "control sticks."
We think *with* them instead. Many times we follow them all over the
world. Even upside down in the mountains at night in thunderstorms
backwards through a pencil sharpner. No wonder we crash so much.
We'll fly right through mountains, just to get some control stick
action.

You poor, poor, poor cargo dog.
If you flew passengers (which requires flight attendants), your needs would
be met with a simple ding of the bell. Heck, at the hotel, I have to lock my
door so they don't come and keep me awake all night (they feel slighted if
you fall asleep while they are "exercising").

D.

"Capt.Doug" wrote in message ...
"pacplyer" wrote in message We don't think *of* our "control sticks."
We think *with* them instead. Many times we follow them all over the
world. Even upside down in the mountains at night in thunderstorms
backwards through a pencil sharpner. No wonder we crash so much.
We'll fly right through mountains, just to get some control stick
action.

You poor, poor, poor cargo dog.
If you flew passengers (which requires flight attendants), your needs would
be met with a simple ding of the bell. Heck, at the hotel, I have to lock my
door so they don't come and keep me awake all night (they feel slighted if
you fall asleep while they are "exercising").

D.

So that's why you've never flown into any Florida mountains Doug!
You're too relaxed to think about hotel PIO. Yep. I really screwed
the pooch filling out those applications. Fer sure. Oh well, I see a
nice livestock charter in the bidpack next month. "You have the
airplane" Baaaaah Baaaaah Baaaah

pac

"pacplyer" wrote in message You're too relaxed to think about hotel PIO.
Oh well, I see a nice livestock charter in the bidpack next month.

Sometimes I miss flying freight, like when the entire back-end crew starts
to PMS at the same time. But then I remember the time I was picking up
laboratory research monkeys out of St. Kitts. The handlers showed up in full
hazmat suits. When queried about the crew's safety, the handlers replied
that the suits were to prevent the humans from infecting the monkeys (which
resembled Ms. Nathalie btw). Ever since that flight, I' ve had an urge to
lay back in the top of a tree on a Caribbean island hillside soaking up the
sun and spitting at the other monkeys.

D.

"Capt.Doug" wrote
When queried about the crew's safety, the handlers replied
that the suits were to prevent the humans from infecting the monkeys (which
resembled Ms. Nathalie btw). Ever since that flight, I' ve had an urge to
lay back in the top of a tree on a Caribbean island hillside soaking up the
sun and spitting at the other monkeys.

D.

LOL! :^D I love it. Sounds like a great affliction Doug. Do you
have a boat? Yeah, I'm sick of being around huge boxes labeled, "Lab
specimens; Danger: infectious substance; Not for transport on
passenger aircraft." Asian Labs. I pointed out to management that in
"econ" setting on the aircon panel (which they dictate we use to save
gas) on the bus that 25% of the air back there is scavenged back into
the aircon manifold and mixed in with the main duct (the stuff we're
breathing.) Management's response was: "What are you, some kind of
trouble maker?" Ya think those bugs could float 100 feet into my
nostrils? Did management care?

Ever since those flights I've had this constant urge to soak my brain
tissues in good laboratory alcohol... and float around in a shallow
pool of water on my back like a bug in a petri dish.

pac

At least the trolls are getting to be amusing! :-)

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"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men are too dumb to fly, they will think of their penises all the time
and crash into mountains.Women are far more skilled and not driven by
small "joysticks".

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 02:35:17 -0700, Nathalie Hutt wrote:

Men are too dumb to fly, they will think of their penises all the time
and crash into mountains.Women are far more skilled and not driven by
small "joysticks".

I thought women were the reason men fly into moutains.

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 11:05:42 -0500, Greg Copeland
wrote in Message-Id: :

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 02:35:17 -0700, Nathalie Hutt wrote:

Men are too dumb to fly, they will think of their penises all the time
and crash into mountains.Women are far more skilled and not driven by
small "joysticks".

I thought women were the reason men fly into moutains.



Are you referring to the USAF fighter jock who crashed into a mountain
in the Rockies a few years back?

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 17:10:12 +0000, Larry Dighera wrote:

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 11:05:42 -0500, Greg Copeland
wrote in Message-Id: :

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 02:35:17 -0700, Nathalie Hutt wrote:

Men are too dumb to fly, they will think of their penises all the time
and crash into mountains.Women are far more skilled and not driven by
small "joysticks".

I thought women were the reason men fly into moutains.



Are you referring to the USAF fighter jock who crashed into a mountain
in the Rockies a few years back?

Are you being serious or is there a punchline coming up next?