Humour airplanes and women

"Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em..."


Shhh, your gonna scare off all the potential women aviators in the
group....they're so sensitive to this type of "sexism" and all.

Grumman-581 wrote:
"Peter Duniho" wrote in message ...

And people wonder why so few women participate in aviation.


"Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em..."


Men,
Can't live with them, can't kill them (legally). ;-)

Michelle

"Michelle" wrote in message
ink.net...
Men,
Can't live with them, can't kill them (legally). ;-)

Bull****... Ya'll just claim it was "that time of the month" and no jury in
the country would convict you...

Michelle wrote:
Men,
Can't live with them, can't kill them (legally). ;-)

Justifiable homicide?

And people wonder why so few women participate in aviation.

Pete, there's a thousand reasons why women don't participate in aviation.
Jokes aren't even in the top 400.

Mary thought the jokes were hilarious, and (in fact) has made a practice of
forwarding them to her family and friends. (They're not new, by any
stretch.)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Here you go.

WHY AIRPLANES ARE BETTER THAN MEN

-- An airplane NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
-- An airplane lasts longer than seven seconds.
-- An airplane won't care if you gain five pounds.
-- Flying an airplane can't make you pregnant.

Peter, are you sure you are not a woman posting under a man's name?

Just kidding :-)

-- City Dweller


"Peter Duniho" wrote in message
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"Chris" wrote in message
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And people wonder why so few women participate in aviation.

I'd like to see someone write a similar "joke" about "airplanes and men"
and post it here. Now *that* would be funny.

City Dweller,

A quick google search on "Why airplanes are better than men" gave
the followings

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Why airplanes are better than men:
1. They take you where you want to go and the service is better.
Maryanne kehoe


2. But everyone knows that airplanes are better than men because
they stay up longer.
Joan Bullock

3. Come to think of it, I can think of a few reasons why planes are
better then
men....
ie: Planes can keep it up longer... (ouch- my bad..hehee)
Planes can keep flying after ONE LOAD! =)
Planes... (oh this is baaaad- but all in fun guys) are much BIGGER....
LOL! O.k. I better stop.. I can see the hate email now... : )
Blue Skies,Red Eyes, and Sore Thighs! ®
Skygrly

4. AIRPLANES v. MEN
An airplane actually looks good without hair.
An airplane rarely has a problem getting up.
Airplanes don't get you pregnant.
You always know when you are getting a high preformance airplane.
Airplanes don't stand you up.
You don't have to pretend to like being with an airplane 24 hours a
day,
7 days a week.
Airplanes don't complain when you insist on being safe.
An aiplane is easier to maintain.


Rebecca Cutri-Kohart

5.Why Skydiving Is Better Than Men?"
1. Big-Way always is big
2. You can trust skydiving
3. Skydiving is safer than sex
4. Each jump is different from the other
5. Malfunction? No problem! Cuta-Way!
6. The parachute doesn't rip like a condom
7. To show how good you are is not private
8. You don't need to jump if you don't feel like it
9. You don't have to cry if you don't like your jump
10. Taking a shower before the jump is not necessary
11. You can see real paradise from the airplane door exit
12. A jump doesn't get jealous if you say: "I've had better"
13. Breaking a bone is peanuts compared to being pregnant
14. You don't have to know how to cook well to be a good skydiver
15. Women group diving is always more enjoyable than women group
therapy
by:
Mery Rose

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In article . com,
"Longworth" wrote:

An airplane actually looks good without hair.

that's not funny

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--
Bob Noel
New NHL? what a joke

An airplane actually looks good without hair.

that's not funny

Hey! I resemble that insult!

(Bob does, too!)

;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

I've always thought the best feminist joke ever is this simple one: (translated
from spanish so give me some slack




'What's the difference between HARD and DARK'


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