What essentials do you always have on board?

Mxsmanic wrote:
What things do you consider it essential to always have on board for
every flight? Not just things required by law, but things that you
personally believe in having on the aircraft before you leave the
ground.

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Slim Pickens, he was great!

"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
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Mxsmanic wrote:
What things do you consider it essential to always have on board for
every flight? Not just things required by law, but things that you
personally believe in having on the aircraft before you leave the
ground.

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars
in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Jim Logajan writes:

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

You could have a pretty good time in Dallas with that.

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On Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:11:08 -0000, Jim Logajan
wrote:

Mxsmanic wrote:
What things do you consider it essential to always have on board for
every flight? Not just things required by law, but things that you
personally believe in having on the aircraft before you leave the
ground.

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

What? No chocolate bars?


Roger Halstead (K8RI & ARRL life member)
(N833R, S# CD-2 Worlds oldest Debonair)
www.rogerhalstead.com

Roger (K8RI) wrote:

What? No chocolate bars?

Roger -- great minds!

Jim Logajan wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote:
What things do you consider it essential to always have on board for
every flight? Not just things required by law, but things that you
personally believe in having on the aircraft before you leave the
ground.

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

You forgot the chocolate.

Hope you keep something useful in the bible. Otherwise, it's just wasted
space and weight.

mike

"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
.. .

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics,
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars
in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

"mike regish" wrote:
Hope you keep something useful in the bible. Otherwise, it's just
wasted space and weight.

Just FYI, the quote comes from the movie "Dr. Strangelove".


mike

"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
.. .

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’
concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing
antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills,
tranquilizer pills; one
miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred
dollars in
rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one
issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon
stockings.

Ahh...

mike

"Jim Logajan" wrote in message
.. .
"mike regish" wrote:
Hope you keep something useful in the bible. Otherwise, it's just
wasted space and weight.

Just FYI, the quote comes from the movie "Dr. Strangelove".

In article ,
Mxsmanic wrote:

What things do you consider it essential to always have on board for
every flight? Not just things required by law, but things that you
personally believe in having on the aircraft before you leave the
ground.

Do a google search. This topic has been discussed several times in the
last five years.