The Seven Levels of Aviation (not for the humor-impaired)

This is a stretch, but in Rome would we be cleared to land on Runway
XXX?

In certain towns of ill repute, yes.

And here's a thought: would a Roman pilot consider a runway marked X
as closed or oriented with a magnetic heading of C degrees?

If he makes the wrong decision, he might be in H2O at C degrees C.

Enough about numbers -- we're celebrating Black History Month here,
it's time to go integrate.

Being partial to history, you should know that most of what you read are
derivitive works whose quality is variable. You should seek the origin
and look for parallels with the axis.

Oh gosh, have I just invoked Godwin's law?

Jose
--
Humans are pack animals. Above all things, they have a deep need to
follow something, be it a leader, a creed, or a mob. Whosoever fully
understands this holds the world in his hands.
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

Extrapolation to this extent from the newsgroup's subject may get us
kill filed. It's time to move over to rec.humor.mathematics.





On Feb 16, 9:05 am, Jose wrote:
This is a stretch, but in Rome would we be cleared to land on Runway
XXX?

In certain towns of ill repute, yes.

And here's a thought: would a Roman pilot consider a runway marked X
as closed or oriented with a magnetic heading of C degrees?

If he makes the wrong decision, he might be in H2O at C degrees C.

Enough about numbers -- we're celebrating Black History Month here,
it's time to go integrate.

Being partial to history, you should know that most of what you read are
derivitive works whose quality is variable. You should seek the origin
and look for parallels with the axis.

Oh gosh, have I just invoked Godwin's law?

Jose
--
Humans are pack animals. Above all things, they have a deep need to
follow something, be it a leader, a creed, or a mob. Whosoever fully
understands this holds the world in his hands.
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

Extrapolation to this extent from the newsgroup's subject may get us
kill filed. It's time to move over to rec.humor.mathematics.

You think we've reached the limit?

Jose
--
Humans are pack animals. Above all things, they have a deep need to
follow something, be it a leader, a creed, or a mob. Whosoever fully
understands this holds the world in his hands.
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
Snow and ice, we all need a vacation. Besides, skiplanes
need snow.

I can't talk like Yoda, I'm a Zen Master not a Jedi Master!


I sit corrected.

Al G

I am close to the limit of my ability to add to the humor of this
thread, that's clear! By now only two of us (maybe only one, make that
1, is enjoying the thread -- I can't speak, err, type, for you.




On Feb 16, 10:22 am, Jose wrote:
Extrapolation to this extent from the newsgroup's subject may get us
kill filed. It's time to move over to rec.humor.mathematics.

You think we've reached the limit?

Jose
--
Humans are pack animals. Above all things, they have a deep need to
follow something, be it a leader, a creed, or a mob. Whosoever fully
understands this holds the world in his hands.
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

And don't forget about poor, Little Polly Nomial.

Once upon a time (1/t) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across
a field of vectors when she came to the boundary of a singularly large matrix.

"Jose" wrote in message et...
:
: If he makes the wrong decision, he might be in H2O at C degrees C.
:
:

That would be HIIO

"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message ...
: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
:
: From: "Tony"
:
: What about level 3.14159, for the pilot who flies in circles? Or
: 2.718, for natural pilots (I know many of you will get it), or even 1,
: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, . . . (prime pilots, of course).
:
: I'd better take my meds now.
:
: 42
:
:
:


That is a good answer...

dihydrogen monoxide, actually.

On Feb 16, 7:31 pm, "Blueskies" wrote:
"Jose" wrote in odigy.net...

:
: If he makes the wrong decision, he might be in H2O at C degrees C.
:
:

That would be HIIO

Opps. Sorry, I didn't know my keyboard as loaded.

On Feb 16, 7:33 pm, "Tony" wrote:
dihydrogen monoxide, actually.

On Feb 16, 7:31 pm, "Blueskies" wrote:



"Jose" wrote in odigy.net...

:
: If he makes the wrong decision, he might be in H2O at C degrees C.
:
:

That would be HIIO- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -