Bugs on the windshield

Forget coffee spurts on the monitor. I bet MXS's has... Oh, never
mind.

I don't know about bug splats, but my monitor has coffee spurts...

"JB" wrote in message
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Forget coffee spurts on the monitor. I bet MXS's has... Oh, never
mind.

I don't know about bug splats, but my monitor has coffee spurts...



HEY! Give they guy a break! I mean, like, a guy's gotta do something while
the "autopilot" drives the sim for him, right? Talk about boring cubed...

But, I think I just figgured out why he says the "autopilot" flys so much
better than he can.

Dewd - hold the stick like you are taking a leak - not like you are wacking
off - your turns will be much more coordinated.

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Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe wrote:

Dewd - hold the stick like you are taking a leak - not like you are wacking
off - your turns will be much more coordinated.

THAT is goddamned funny. I never thought of it like
that but it's totally true.

Unless you've got a firehose like mine, anyway.

"Viperdoc" wrote in message
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Every time I fly one of my real airplanes, I get bugs on the windshield
and wings. I'm confused about this because MSFS doesn't have bugsplats on
the screen.

What is wrong with my real airplanes? How do I avoid getting bugs on the
windshield? There must be something wrong with reality, because it doesn't
happen in MSFS. Yet, it seems to happen every time I fly in the summer.

I know that it can't be happening, because my monitor never has any bugs
on it after I play MSFS. So, what is wrong with reality?


Best post I have seen as a rebuttal in a long time. *L*

Dan

Every time I fly one of my real airplanes, I get bugs on the windshield and
wings. I'm confused about this because MSFS doesn't have bugsplats on the
screen.

This is not a bug in MSFS, it's a bug in Windows. Unfortunately,
Microsoft was unable to install a sufficient number of bugs in its
Windows operating system, mainly due to hardware and software
limitations. Therefore, whenever application software is running,
Windows removes the bugs from the application program and installs them
in the operating system. This helps your application run bug free, and
helps build Windows' reputation as the most bug infested softare in the
world.

Unfortunately, a bug in the bug code prevents the bugs bugging you.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Jose
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Jose wrote:

Unfortunately, a bug in the bug code prevents the bugs bugging you.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Jose


: P lol....nice

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"Jose" wrote in message
t...


Unfortunately, a bug in the bug code prevents the bugs bugging you. It's
not a bug, it's a feature.


I must have flown through a swarm of features when I landed at Coeur d'Alene
last night. Had to clean 'em off the monitor before the return trip.

-c

"Viperdoc" wrote in message
...
Every time I fly one of my real airplanes, I get bugs on the windshield
and wings. I'm confused about this because MSFS doesn't have bugsplats on
the screen.

What is wrong with my real airplanes? How do I avoid getting bugs on the
windshield? There must be something wrong with reality, because it doesn't
happen in MSFS. Yet, it seems to happen every time I fly in the summer.

I know that it can't be happening, because my monitor never has any bugs
on it after I play MSFS. So, what is wrong with reality?

The bugs you get on the windshield are just perfect simulations including
the goo and all. Real bugs are magnetically drawn into the real MSFS
software. Microsoft has eliminated some of them, but enough still find their
way there to make the real MSFS almost a manic experience. Sometimes they
get their act together in an uncoordinated way and virtually uncage the
virtual ball and do other things that upset whole virtual newsgroups. I
guess you're better off with the simulated bugs.

Viperdoc wrote:
Every time I fly one of my real airplanes, I get bugs on the windshield and
wings. I'm confused about this because MSFS doesn't have bugsplats on the
screen.

What is wrong with my real airplanes? How do I avoid getting bugs on the
windshield? There must be something wrong with reality, because it doesn't
happen in MSFS. Yet, it seems to happen every time I fly in the summer.

I know that it can't be happening, because my monitor never has any bugs on
it after I play MSFS. So, what is wrong with reality?

Maybe your airplane needs a Microsoft Window...


-m
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"Mark T. Dame" wrote

Maybe your airplane needs a Microsoft Window...

But sometimes without warning, everything you see in it freezes or it turns
opaque blue, and you see the words "fatal error" written across it.

Then your only choice is to shut off the engine, and then try a restart.
--
Jim in NC