Building my own Zeppelin

Evil Villain Fortresse Lairs for sale he

http://www.villainsupply.com/lairs.html

The Evil Volcano Lair is about halfway down the page .

I'd suggest you don't use thier on-line checkout, doesn't seem to be a
secure site.

H.

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 02:30:21 GMT, Ron Wanttaja
wrote:

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 14:39:15 -0800, "C J Campbell"
wrote:

"Tarver Engineering" wrote in message
...
|
| Of course, the mutants, primitive tribesmen, and critters all have to
eat.
| The forces of good usually have some expendable members, but they are
not
| enough. The mountain fortress needs to be near a good food supply, so a
| tropical island archipelago is a good candidate.
|
| I believe I can see the movie already!

This may be a job for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

I think we'll have to be satisfied with the Association of RAH Ilk....

Ron Wanttaja

From: Howard Eisenhauer


Evil Villain Fortresse Lairs for sale he

http://www.villainsupply.com/lairs.html

The Evil Volcano Lair is about halfway down the page .

I'd suggest you don't use thier on-line checkout, doesn't seem to be a
secure site.

H.

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 02:30:21 GMT, Ron Wanttaja
wrote:

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 14:39:15 -0800, "C J Campbell"
wrote:

"Tarver Engineering" wrote in message
...
|
| Of course, the mutants, primitive tribesmen, and critters all have to
eat.
| The forces of good usually have some expendable members, but they are
not
| enough. The mountain fortress needs to be near a good food supply, so a
| tropical island archipelago is a good candidate.
|
| I believe I can see the movie already!

This may be a job for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

I think we'll have to be satisfied with the Association of RAH Ilk....

Ron Wanttaja

Do you have to wear a monocle when useing these lairs?

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

No wonder it takes some of you so long to build an airplane.

Dan

Dan, USAF/R, sez:
Do you have to wear a monocle when useing these lairs?

And which is harder, keeping the monocle squinched into your eye socket, or
finding a reliable SIC who answers to "You FOOOL!," the common form of address
by any Evil Zeppelin-Equipped Madman...er, Madperson.

From: (StellaStar)
Date: 2/11/2004 11:02 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

Dan, USAF/R, sez:
Do you have to wear a monocle when useing these lairs?

And which is harder, keeping the monocle squinched into your eye socket, or
finding a reliable SIC who answers to "You FOOOL!," the common form of
address
by any Evil Zeppelin-Equipped Madman...er, Madperson.

Well, there IS an image to uphold, you know. There are things expected of a
megalomaniac. For instance, if your lair is a castle you simply have to have a
pipe organ and be able to play Bach's Taccotta and fugue in D minor (also known
as Batch's tapioca and fudge in asia minor). Being evil is an art form.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

"B2431" wrote in message
...
megalomaniac. For instance, if your lair is a castle you simply have to
have a
pipe organ and be able to play Bach's Taccotta and fugue in D minor (also
known
as Batch's tapioca and fudge in asia minor). Being evil is an art form.

I have a picture in my head of former Chief Inspector Dreyfus playing
"Tiptoe Through The Tulips" on the pipe organ while his self-destructing
evil super-weapon destroys his castle.....

B2431 wrote:

Well, there IS an image to uphold, you know. There are things expected of a
megalomaniac. For instance, if your lair is a castle you simply have to have a
pipe organ and be able to play Bach's Taccotta and fugue in D minor (also known
as Batch's tapioca and fudge in asia minor). Being evil is an art form.

.... and the truly evil never bother to learn Bach's D minor Fugue: all that the
proletariat recognize is the beginning of Bach's D minor Toccata. BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.johann-sebastian-bach.org...gue-bwv565.mp3

Russell Kent

From: Russell Kent
Date: 2/12/2004 9:55 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

B2431 wrote:

Well, there IS an image to uphold, you know. There are things expected of a
megalomaniac. For instance, if your lair is a castle you simply have to
have a
pipe organ and be able to play Bach's Taccotta and fugue in D minor (also
known
as Batch's tapioca and fudge in asia minor). Being evil is an art form.

... and the truly evil never bother to learn Bach's D minor Fugue: all that
the
proletariat recognize is the beginning of Bach's D minor Toccata.
BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.johann-sebastian-bach.org...gue-bwv565.mp3

Russell Kent

Or they get a player pipe organ.
There is also no way to get around the assorted candle stands/candelabras as
they are needed for the sword fight scene.
And don't forget the humpbacked flunky named Igor.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

"B2431" wrote in message
...

And don't forget the humpbacked flunky named Igor.

Igor, who first appeared in Mary Shelley's "Dr. Frankenstein", is
awfully long in the tooth these days. Maybe a crazed 14-year-old
Internet virus/worm writer?

Well, there IS an image to uphold, you know. There are things expected of a
megalomaniac. For instance, if your lair is a castle you simply have to have a
pipe organ and be able to play Bach's Taccotta and fugue in D minor (also known
as Batch's tapioca and fudge in asia minor). Being evil is an art form.

... and the truly evil never bother to learn Bach's D minor Fugue: all that the
proletariat recognize is the beginning of Bach's D minor Toccata. BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.johann-sebastian-bach.org...gue-bwv565.mp3

Russell Kent
++++++++++++++++++++++++

How impressive.
Your 'couth cup' runneth over.


Barnyard BOb --