Klewless newbie alert! (Was Troll alert! Why is "CovvTseTung" using multiple aliases here?)

On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:08:12 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip got
double secret probation for writing:

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:46:14 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip got
double secret probation for writing:

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:26:42 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip got double secret
probation for writing:

Jim Logajan wrote in
.30:

I know Usenet is in decline but I'm a little unclear of the
motivations for the cross postings. Is it a deliberate attempt to
kill Usenet or is that just an incidental byproduct?

Why would anyone want to kill usenet?

Because it is a lot like Roseanne Barr.


I think Maxie would like it to be a bit more like Oprah. Telling
everyone how they should behave.

That would be more Jerry Falwell. Then I would kill usenet. I'd hunt
it down like the scurvy dawg it became.



Actually, I think Oprah might be scarier than Jerry!


Bertie

How about compromise and go with Karl ROve?


--

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Accept No Substitute

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:08:12 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip got
double secret probation for writing:

Aratzio wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:46:14 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip
got
double secret probation for writing:

Aratzio wrote in
m:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:26:42 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie the Bunyip got double secret
probation for writing:

Jim Logajan wrote in
. 3.30:

I know Usenet is in decline but I'm a little unclear of the
motivations for the cross postings. Is it a deliberate attempt
to
kill Usenet or is that just an incidental byproduct?

Why would anyone want to kill usenet?

Because it is a lot like Roseanne Barr.


I think Maxie would like it to be a bit more like Oprah. Telling
everyone how they should behave.

That would be more Jerry Falwell. Then I would kill usenet. I'd hunt
it down like the scurvy dawg it became.



Actually, I think Oprah might be scarier than Jerry!


Bertie

How about compromise and go with Karl ROve?



He's not scary anymore. At least I don' tthink he is.

Bertie

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:08:29 -1200, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"Kadaitcha Man" got double secret probation
for writing:

Jim Logajan, ye hunch-backed that work for bread, away with thee thou
giglet, ye chinned:

I know Usenet is in decline but I'm a little unclear of the motivations
for
the cross postings. Is it a deliberate attempt to kill Usenet or is that
just an incidental byproduct?

Neither.

The intent is to find out the whiny or clueless ****heads are.

Excuse me, what does that have to do with Rhode Island?

Its going for the record on a per-square-mile basis

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:36:44 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother got double secret
probation for writing:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:08:29 -1200, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"Kadaitcha Man" got double secret probation
for writing:

Jim Logajan, ye hunch-backed that work for bread, away with thee thou
giglet, ye chinned:

I know Usenet is in decline but I'm a little unclear of the motivations
for
the cross postings. Is it a deliberate attempt to kill Usenet or is that
just an incidental byproduct?

Neither.

The intent is to find out the whiny or clueless ****heads are.

Excuse me, what does that have to do with Rhode Island?

Its going for the record on a per-square-mile basis

Pretty sure that is Colorado.


--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

In article , Jim Logajan
says...

I know Usenet is in decline but I'm a little unclear of the motivations for
the cross postings. Is it a deliberate attempt to kill Usenet or is that
just an incidental byproduct?

Why do you assume that everyone who x-poasts has the same motive?

I realize you're stump-st00pid, but not even newbies make that mistake.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:56:14 -0700, in alt.rhode_island, Chairman Cow
bloviated:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:21:13 -0700, in alt.rhode_island, Maxwell
luv2^fly99@live.^com bloviated:

In article F85qk.143$UX.13@trnddc03, Thomas Reynolds says...


"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in message
...
In article , ~Z~ says...

Maxwell wrote:
Make that explanation count, because block sender is next.

You might want to ask yourself that since I don't have any intent of
trying to 'hide', just what it is I do intend.

Thank you for clearing that up.

There's no further reason for anyone here to engage in discussion with
you.

Have you now appointed yourself dictator of tur-i?

Funny, I didn't think teh B8MBis created this as a moderated froup.

I bet they didn't even offer you the option, though, as it would have
required a longer process, and would have spoiled their little
'demonstration' of how fast they could steal an alt group

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Maxwell (or whoever you are), it looked like you and your fine looking son
had a nice hike with great scenery. I am happy for you. But that said, you
have no place here at this point. We are an old group

You have no idea what constitutes 'old' in the Great Halls of Usenet

"Gawd damn, I just got a call, insert name's modem died. **** me,
now I gotta figure out a new path to insert name"

Modem? Acoustic coupler!

Too unreliable for actual data transfer.



which simply
migrated, and while we would welcome new members who are connected to Rhode
Island, we have no use for deceptive and manipulative people.

Who elected you to speak for the group?

Well, he was the one that thought writing poke was such a kewl troll
and would be an effective tool in eliminating the *trolls*.

And its worked so well...

*shock & awe*



Nobody does.
Why do normal people dislike deceptiveness? Bottom line is that it is the
ultimate in showing contempt. You are not a person to be trusted.

If you think you can trust *anyone* online, you are far to naive to be
out here walking around alone after dark.

"I own a gun"

"And one of these days I'll buy some bullets if you're not nice to me"

"I may even by bullets that *fit*"

And remember that the pointy end goes into the gun away from you



You
really should simply learn something about dealing with other people from
this and simply leave.

I think I like it here.

"Either you leave or I shall once more with loud flatulence post my
plonk message"

pulls up a chair

pulls chair out before chairman sits

Sits on 'Ratz

I've been accused of being "as big as a house" but never "as big as a
couch".

As big as a house?

That might be just what it takes to fill me up after all those years
working the docks.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

Jim Logajan, ye quailing dissentious rogue, despised substance of
divinest show, ye scrawled:

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Jim Logajan, ye hunch-backed that work for bread, away with thee thou
giglet, ye chinned:

I know Usenet is in decline but I'm a little unclear of the motivations
for
the cross postings. Is it a deliberate attempt to kill Usenet or is that
just an incidental byproduct?

Neither.

The intent is to find out the whiny or clueless ****heads are.

So it is an incidental byproduct. Only a clueless ****head would post a
followup to an obviously rhetorical question. Looks like I've helped you
identify one of those clueless ****heads.


IKYABWAI lamers = clueless ****heads

HTH

--
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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:31:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:31:37 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
the Bunyip bloviated:

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:59:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
the Bunyip bloviated:

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:33:53 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip
bloviated:

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
news:MPG.2312a375ad75180898b270
:

In article , Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article , ~Z~ says...

Thomas Reynolds wrote:
FWIW, Maxwell is covv tse tung

Yup! Good eye, TR. Good eye.

From: Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com
Organization: Signal is Dead, Long Live Noise!!!1!
Message-ID: ...notbxpats.edu

From: CovvTseTung
Organization: Signal is Dead, Long Live Noise!!!1!
Message-ID: ...notbxpats.edu

So, now "CovvTseTung / Maxwell" is using multiple fake names
to
hide
his posts here.

You really are st00pid.

I don't change any of my headers, don't change my .sig, don't
change
my newsreader and don't change my NSP, and you think I'm trying
to
'hide'!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

If'n I want to 'hide', I guarantee you won't have a klew

Would you like to explain that, "Maxwell," or is this
community
still
"one heck of a long way from being entitled to a response?"

Make that explanation count, because block sender is next.

You might want to ask yourself that since I don't have any
intent
of
trying to 'hide', just what it is I do intend.

what's with the sudden interest in RI?

I was born there, lo, many moons ago.

And when I saw these nice people being given a new froup by teh
B8MBis
and struggle to get it propogated, I felt it was my duty as a
native
son to assist their efforts by increasing the poast count.

Sadly, my motives appear to have been ... misinterpreted.

And after I've worked my fingers to the bone...

History will vindicate me!

Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!


Indeed. you might even put them on the map!


Albeit in a small out of the way and dusty corner.

With the old half empty cans of paint.

With brushes left in to dry.


Poor little Rhode Island.
It twas the smallest in the land.

The smallest state likes to brag about having the longest name.
Tells you something about the residents, eh what?

Oh yeah:
New Hampshire
Rhode Island

The State of Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations
The State of New Hampshire

There, that's better

(for real!)

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:58:11 -0700, in the land of alt.rhode_island,
Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother got double secret
probation for writing:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:56:14 -0700, in alt.rhode_island, Chairman Cow
bloviated:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:21:13 -0700, in alt.rhode_island, Maxwell
luv2^fly99@live.^com bloviated:

In article F85qk.143$UX.13@trnddc03, Thomas Reynolds says...


"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in message
...
In article , ~Z~ says...

Maxwell wrote:
Make that explanation count, because block sender is next.

You might want to ask yourself that since I don't have any intent of
trying to 'hide', just what it is I do intend.

Thank you for clearing that up.

There's no further reason for anyone here to engage in discussion with
you.

Have you now appointed yourself dictator of tur-i?

Funny, I didn't think teh B8MBis created this as a moderated froup.

I bet they didn't even offer you the option, though, as it would have
required a longer process, and would have spoiled their little
'demonstration' of how fast they could steal an alt group

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Maxwell (or whoever you are), it looked like you and your fine looking son
had a nice hike with great scenery. I am happy for you. But that said, you
have no place here at this point. We are an old group

You have no idea what constitutes 'old' in the Great Halls of Usenet

"Gawd damn, I just got a call, insert name's modem died. **** me,
now I gotta figure out a new path to insert name"

Modem? Acoustic coupler!

Too unreliable for actual data transfer.



which simply
migrated, and while we would welcome new members who are connected to Rhode
Island, we have no use for deceptive and manipulative people.

Who elected you to speak for the group?

Well, he was the one that thought writing poke was such a kewl troll
and would be an effective tool in eliminating the *trolls*.

And its worked so well...

*shock & awe*



Nobody does.
Why do normal people dislike deceptiveness? Bottom line is that it is the
ultimate in showing contempt. You are not a person to be trusted.

If you think you can trust *anyone* online, you are far to naive to be
out here walking around alone after dark.

"I own a gun"

"And one of these days I'll buy some bullets if you're not nice to me"

"I may even by bullets that *fit*"

And remember that the pointy end goes into the gun away from you



You
really should simply learn something about dealing with other people from
this and simply leave.

I think I like it here.

"Either you leave or I shall once more with loud flatulence post my
plonk message"

pulls up a chair

pulls chair out before chairman sits

Sits on 'Ratz

I've been accused of being "as big as a house" but never "as big as a
couch".

As big as a house?

That might be just what it takes to fill me up after all those years
working the docks.



--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:11:25 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother got double secret
probation for writing:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:31:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:

In article , Aratzio
says...

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:31:37 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
the Bunyip bloviated:

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:59:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
the Bunyip bloviated:

Aratzio wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:33:53 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip
bloviated:

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
news:MPG.2312a375ad75180898b270
:

In article , Bertie
the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article , ~Z~ says...

Thomas Reynolds wrote:
FWIW, Maxwell is covv tse tung

Yup! Good eye, TR. Good eye.

From: Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com
Organization: Signal is Dead, Long Live Noise!!!1!
Message-ID: ...notbxpats.edu

From: CovvTseTung
Organization: Signal is Dead, Long Live Noise!!!1!
Message-ID: ...notbxpats.edu

So, now "CovvTseTung / Maxwell" is using multiple fake names
to
hide
his posts here.

You really are st00pid.

I don't change any of my headers, don't change my .sig, don't
change
my newsreader and don't change my NSP, and you think I'm trying
to
'hide'!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

If'n I want to 'hide', I guarantee you won't have a klew

Would you like to explain that, "Maxwell," or is this
community
still
"one heck of a long way from being entitled to a response?"

Make that explanation count, because block sender is next.

You might want to ask yourself that since I don't have any
intent
of
trying to 'hide', just what it is I do intend.

what's with the sudden interest in RI?

I was born there, lo, many moons ago.

And when I saw these nice people being given a new froup by teh
B8MBis
and struggle to get it propogated, I felt it was my duty as a
native
son to assist their efforts by increasing the poast count.

Sadly, my motives appear to have been ... misinterpreted.

And after I've worked my fingers to the bone...

History will vindicate me!

Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!


Indeed. you might even put them on the map!


Albeit in a small out of the way and dusty corner.

With the old half empty cans of paint.

With brushes left in to dry.


Poor little Rhode Island.
It twas the smallest in the land.

The smallest state likes to brag about having the longest name.
Tells you something about the residents, eh what?

Oh yeah:
New Hampshire
Rhode Island

The State of Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations
The State of New Hampshire

There, that's better

(for real!)

So they strung a bunch of useless verbiage on their name so people
would think they can't walk from one end of the plantation to the
other in a few minutes.



--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute