Kill File Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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On 3 Apr, 21:54, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in
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Old dog, ya know. I'm going to stay here and point out your
inadaquacies
in perpetua, I'm afraid. Fortunatley, you have lots of them so I'll
never run out of fresh material.

Yeah, 'cus everyone knows you life is so pathetic, you have nothing else
to
do.

Well, not when I 'm hangin round hotels, anyway. Not that it takes
much time to LART fjukkwits like you. Kinda like scratchin my ass.



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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"muff528" wrote in news:SvAIj.8854$QW6.1360
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"muff528" wrote in
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................. i'm not that old, BTW...................

Sooner or later we all sail up that big river in Egypt..........Oh!
I
wasn't talking about you, Bertie..............just thinking out
loud.
..............I'm just sayin' ......... : -)


Well, he's talking retired old. I'm not that old is what I meant..


Bertie

Yeah, retirement.........when you stop doing the things that define
you,
work or play............THAT's when you start getting old.



Mmm, maybe, I always thougth work kept me from doing the things that
dfine me, though!

Bertie

Those "things" have a way of changing or morphing as we grow older. So some
of the things I did in my 20's and 30's are different than the things that
interested me in my 40's-50's but looking back they seem the same to me. As
far as work goes, most people spend most of their waking lives working so
you may as well do something you like.......or can learn to like........or
pretend to like. Just don't let it keep you from playing. My dad, in his
mid-80's, retired from gainful employment almost 20 years ago but he spends
his days taking care of his mini-ranch......15-20 head of cattle and several
acres. He and my mother do it all by themselves. They keep the place
immaculate. I know that keeps them going. After the great depression, war,
kids, career, etc. he's back doing what he was doing before all that. As a
young man he couldn't wait to get away. Now he's perfectly content to be
back there. We should all be so lucky.

TP

On Apr 2, 9:20*pm, george wrote:
On Apr 3, 1:59 pm, buttman wrote:

how about making one of these new tricks to **** off and never come
back?

Give us a demonstration as to how it works

go back to alt.conspiracy

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bertie
the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Daedalus wrote in
: :
:
: : On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 19:08:29 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
: : wrote:
: :
: : : "Steven P. McNicoll" wrote in
: : : news:e6c59d00-5215-4009-8f19-925aa4600797
: : : @s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
: : :
: : : : On Apr 2, 9:44 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
: : : : : "Jay Honeck" wrote
: : : : : innewsVMIj.102657$yE1.14258@attbi_s21:
: : : : :
: : : : : : : Exclude the trolling and content free argumentation and
: : : : : : : there's nothing left. You might as well killfile him.
: : : : :
: : : : : : I killfiled Bertie January 1, 2008 -- and it was one of the
: : : : : : best things I've ever done on Usenet. Instantly, with
: : : : : : three keystrokes, rec.aviation became a pleasant place to
: : : : : : visit once again,
: : : : :
: : : : : Well, you still have to live with yourself. That can't be
: : : : : much fun.
: : : : :
: : : : : with
: : : : :
: : : : : : enjoyable threads that are completely devoid of profane
: : : : : : three- word responses.
: : : : :
: : : : : : He's still the only person I've ever had to killfile, and I
: : : : : : truly regret having to do it -- but I highly recommend it.
: : : : :
: : : : : You don't regret having to do it, you lying piece of ****.
: : : : :
: : : : : Do you ever say anything genuine?
: : : : :
: : : : : Ever?
: : : : :
: : : : : Bertie
: : : : :
: : : :
: : : : You are one dim bulb. He's killfiled you. That means he's not
: : : : going to see the questions you're directing to him.
: : : :
: : :
: : : He won't answer, but he hasn't killfiled me.
: : :
: : : they never do. What he'll do is whine at you for answering though.
: : :
: : :
: : : Bertie
: :
: : I am killfiling anyone that whines about bunyips.
: :
: : Jade
: :
: :
:
: I'm killfiling you for killfiling people who whine about bunyips.
:
:
: Bertie

*plink*

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"Max" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"xyzzy" wrote in message
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On Apr 1, 3:40 pm, piynuB eht eitreB wrote:
Ross wrote innews:jTtIj.3$ej.2@dfw-
service2.ext.ray.com:

I just created my first kill file for anything from "bertie". My
in basket is so small now. While I think he is quite knowledgeable
in aviation, it is the personality and attitude that is
disturbing.

Good for you.

Bertie

Morphing to avoid a killfile is pretty pathetic.

Yeah, about a pathetic as calling yourself Bernie the Bunyip.
Sometimes I wonder if he meant Bernie the Buttlip, and just fat
fingered the keyboard in one of his drunken stupors.




Oh dear. Laming by the bsattleship method again, I see. Hoping against
hope that you'll actually come up with an insult that sticks.

How sad for you


Wheras I get you every time, fjukkkwit!


You'd best stop trying. Afte all you're feeding the troll and upsetting
Jay. He'll be writing you an nasty anon e-mail soon!




Bertie

"Ken S. Tucker" wrote in
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On Apr 3, 10:03 am, Daedalus wrote:
On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 19:08:29 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:



"Steven P. McNicoll" wrote in
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m:

On Apr 2, 9:44 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Jay Honeck" wrote
innewsVMIj.102657$yE1.14258@attbi_s21:

Exclude the trolling and content free argumentation and
there's nothing left. You might as well killfile him.

I killfiled Bertie January 1, 2008 -- and it was one of the
best things I've ever done on Usenet. Instantly, with three
keystrokes, rec.aviation became a pleasant place to visit once
again,

Well, you still have to live with yourself. That can't be much
fun.

with

enjoyable threads that are completely devoid of profane
three-word responses.

He's still the only person I've ever had to killfile, and I
truly regret having to do it -- but I highly recommend it.

You don't regret having to do it, you lying piece of ****.

Do you ever say anything genuine?

Ever?

Bertie

You are one dim bulb. He's killfiled you. That means he's not
going to see the questions you're directing to him.

He won't answer, but he hasn't killfiled me.

they never do. What he'll do is whine at you for answering though.

Bertie

I am killfiling anyone that whines about bunyips.
Jade
LOL Whinning and Weezing.
Ken





Whoosh.

Bertie

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
Bertie
the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Daedalus wrote in
: :
:
: : On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 19:08:29 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
: : wrote:
: :
: : : "Steven P. McNicoll" wrote in
: : : news:e6c59d00-5215-4009-8f19-925aa4600797
: : : @s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
: : :
: : : : On Apr 2, 9:44 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
: : : : : "Jay Honeck" wrote
: : : : : innewsVMIj.102657$yE1.14258@attbi_s21:
: : : : :
: : : : : : : Exclude the trolling and content free argumentation and
: : : : : : : there's nothing left. You might as well killfile him.
: : : : :
: : : : : : I killfiled Bertie January 1, 2008 -- and it was one of the
: : : : : : best things I've ever done on Usenet. Instantly, with
: : : : : : three keystrokes, rec.aviation became a pleasant place to
: : : : : : visit once again,
: : : : :
: : : : : Well, you still have to live with yourself. That can't be
: : : : : much fun.
: : : : :
: : : : : with
: : : : :
: : : : : : enjoyable threads that are completely devoid of profane
: : : : : : three- word responses.
: : : : :
: : : : : : He's still the only person I've ever had to killfile, and I
: : : : : : truly regret having to do it -- but I highly recommend it.
: : : : :
: : : : : You don't regret having to do it, you lying piece of ****.
: : : : :
: : : : : Do you ever say anything genuine?
: : : : :
: : : : : Ever?
: : : : :
: : : : : Bertie
: : : : :
: : : :
: : : : You are one dim bulb. He's killfiled you. That means he's not
: : : : going to see the questions you're directing to him.
: : : :
: : :
: : : He won't answer, but he hasn't killfiled me.
: : :
: : : they never do. What he'll do is whine at you for answering
though.
: : :
: : :
: : : Bertie
: :
: : I am killfiling anyone that whines about bunyips.
: :
: : Jade
: :
: :
:
: I'm killfiling you for killfiling people who whine about bunyips.
:
:
: Bertie

*plink*


Well, you can always read my poasts through the suckers who respond to
my trolls.

*PLEASE STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS PEOPLE! IT'S WHAT THEY WAAAAAANT!*



Bertie

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:UhbJj.51738$097.12011
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:5AEIj.45626$f8.45179
@newsfe23.lga:



Yeah, nothing to it is there. 1400 post in Jan, 1100 in Feb and 1200
in
March.

Easy is someone doesn't have a life, or any respect for the users of
the
Usenet group.


I have plenty of respect for most of them. just none for you.



You don't even know me retard.




I know your retard well. I have proof.


Bertie

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:4sbJj.51743$097.48017
@newsfe21.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Dan wrote in news:b4442916-0dfd-44f3-8c76-
:

On Apr 2, 3:15 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Welcome to the club, but consider a dose of humility and teach-
ability.

It will go a long way.

Not possible. He;s a dickhead and always wil be.

And he's still my favorite toy.

Bertie

But he killfiled you in "Jan 08"!!


It don't matter. I own him.


You don't own ****.




Do so. Own you too, ****.


Bertie

buttman wrote in news:b06e8aff-b3f1-4e73-b75a-
:

On Apr 2, 9:20*pm, george wrote:
On Apr 3, 1:59 pm, buttman wrote:

how about making one of these new tricks to **** off and never come
back?

Give us a demonstration as to how it works

go back to alt.conspiracy


go back to alt.****nozzles