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Ken and Barbie puns



 
 
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Old December 9th 06, 05:41 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default Ken and Barbie puns

ah thole wrote:
nemo wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
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nemo wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
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Tim Bruening wrote:
"Sir F. A. Rien" wrote:

On Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:24:22 GMT, "Buffalo Chilkat"

found these unused words floating about:

The pretty little Ken & Barbie set finally arrived and the little

girl
was
happy, even though it was supposed to have come yesterday in time

for
her
party. Her joy succumbed to diappointment when she opened the

package
to
find Barbie with a pageboy haircut instead of the long and flowing
locks she
had ordered. Yes, she thought, as the old saying goes, it's a day
late and
a doll hair short.
Only Barbie was affected, just goes to show, your Ken have

everything!
Time for a Bar Bie Q.
Take this to email.

Intact willie? Take this to eMohel!
*tick*


Wouldn't 'snip' have been more appropriate? - or did you type that in the
cellar of a church and it's supposed to be crypt tick?


Don't make me come over there.


What? You can cum from all the way over there?

 




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