Ghost Ship

Eduardo K. wrote:

You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.

Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer that they
be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.

George Patterson wrote:
Eduardo K. wrote:


You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.


Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer
that they be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.


Mysteries. That's where the money is. Check any used booksale, or for
that matter the racks of new books.

The Hotel Murders, by J.M. Honeck (M. because Mary will be helping as
well as acting as his business manager, and give permission in the first
place)

I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!

I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

Whoa -- now THERE is a concept!

We could have...

- Larry Dighera playing the Rev. Falwell-type ("No beer!")

- Montblack playing the Falstaff character ("Did someone say beer?")

- Steven McNicoll playing the caustic Jack Nicholson character ("Why do I
doubt that what *you* call 'beer' is truly only hops and grains?")

- Martin Hotze as the sinister Austrian ("Beer, eh? Your papers, please!")

- Jack Allison as the earnest, Jimmy Stewart character ("Well, shoot, Marty,
will drinking this beer help me find my new airplane?")

- Mike Rappaport as the Mr. Howell type ("Lovey! Bring me my beer, will
you?")

- Matt Barrow as the angry James Dean type ("Beer? *&$# you! I want
Scotch!")

- Jim Burns as the patient Henry Fonda type ("Now now, fellows. It's only
beer we're talking about here!")

- Jim Weir as the Marlon Brando/Apocalypse Now type ("Have you ever drank an
ice cold beer from that indentation in a beautiful woman's lower back...? I
have...but that's another topic..."

- Cub Driver as the wise Alec Guinness/Obi Wan Kenobi character ("No, I've
not done that. But did I tell about the time we built our own brewery back
before the war? Didn't have a radio in it, neither...")

- George Patterson as the cynical yet somehow optimistic Morgan Freeman type
("Well, beer *was* better back then. But it always seems that the more we
drink it, the better it gets...")

- Bob Fry as the analytical Captain Nemo type ("Pishaw. Beer is best when
served at precisely 34.6 degrees -- and you have failed to serve it thusly.
Electrify the hull!")

Wow, this could go on and on!

Who can add more suggestions? :-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
"StellaStarr" wrote in message
news:7fp3e.125904$r55.81596@attbi_s52...
George Patterson wrote:
Eduardo K. wrote:


You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.


Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer that
they be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.


Mysteries. That's where the money is. Check any used booksale, or for that
matter the racks of new books.

The Hotel Murders, by J.M. Honeck (M. because Mary will be helping as well
as acting as his business manager, and give permission in the first place)


We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!

Ok, in my best Henry Fonda voice....
"Well folks... we all saw it coming.... but I do believe that it's finally
happened....never doubted that it ever would, just didn't think it would be
this quick... yep, Jay's finally lost it, but on the bright side he may just
have stumbled into a new career... unless it's just the fun loving and
severely beer deprived Gilligan type coming out in him!

Jim

Let me know when the Alexis Inn and Mystery Theatre opens!
Have you ever considered hosting a Mystery night? have a meal catered in,
get a local actors group to help out?



"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:GFx3e.7100$kT5.4698@attbi_s21...
I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

Whoa -- now THERE is a concept!

We could have...

- Larry Dighera playing the Rev. Falwell-type ("No beer!")

- Montblack playing the Falstaff character ("Did someone say beer?")

- Steven McNicoll playing the caustic Jack Nicholson character ("Why do I
doubt that what *you* call 'beer' is truly only hops and grains?")

- Martin Hotze as the sinister Austrian ("Beer, eh? Your papers,
please!")

- Jack Allison as the earnest, Jimmy Stewart character ("Well, shoot,
Marty,
will drinking this beer help me find my new airplane?")

- Mike Rappaport as the Mr. Howell type ("Lovey! Bring me my beer, will
you?")

- Matt Barrow as the angry James Dean type ("Beer? *&$# you! I want
Scotch!")

- Jim Burns as the patient Henry Fonda type ("Now now, fellows. It's only
beer we're talking about here!")

- Jim Weir as the Marlon Brando/Apocalypse Now type ("Have you ever drank
an
ice cold beer from that indentation in a beautiful woman's lower back...?
I
have...but that's another topic..."

- Cub Driver as the wise Alec Guinness/Obi Wan Kenobi character ("No, I've
not done that. But did I tell about the time we built our own brewery
back
before the war? Didn't have a radio in it, neither...")

- George Patterson as the cynical yet somehow optimistic Morgan Freeman
type
("Well, beer *was* better back then. But it always seems that the more we
drink it, the better it gets...")

- Bob Fry as the analytical Captain Nemo type ("Pishaw. Beer is best when
served at precisely 34.6 degrees -- and you have failed to serve it
thusly.
Electrify the hull!")

Wow, this could go on and on!

Who can add more suggestions? :-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
"StellaStarr" wrote in message
news:7fp3e.125904$r55.81596@attbi_s52...
George Patterson wrote:
Eduardo K. wrote:


You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.


Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer
that
they be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.


Mysteries. That's where the money is. Check any used booksale, or for
that
matter the racks of new books.

The Hotel Murders, by J.M. Honeck (M. because Mary will be helping as
well
as acting as his business manager, and give permission in the first
place)


We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!

Cecil Chapman as the Ron Howard/Opy character ("Hey Paw!! Those Lazy 8's
sure are slow! Barney fell plumb asleep after the very first one!! So Paw,
you gonna buy me a beer when I get my Commercial cert!?")

Sorry Cecil... couldn't resist! Keep up the good work!
Jim


"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:GFx3e.7100$kT5.4698@attbi_s21...
I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

Whoa -- now THERE is a concept!

We could have...

- Larry Dighera playing the Rev. Falwell-type ("No beer!")

- Montblack playing the Falstaff character ("Did someone say beer?")

- Steven McNicoll playing the caustic Jack Nicholson character ("Why do I
doubt that what *you* call 'beer' is truly only hops and grains?")

- Martin Hotze as the sinister Austrian ("Beer, eh? Your papers,
please!")

- Jack Allison as the earnest, Jimmy Stewart character ("Well, shoot,
Marty,
will drinking this beer help me find my new airplane?")

- Mike Rappaport as the Mr. Howell type ("Lovey! Bring me my beer, will
you?")

- Matt Barrow as the angry James Dean type ("Beer? *&$# you! I want
Scotch!")

- Jim Burns as the patient Henry Fonda type ("Now now, fellows. It's only
beer we're talking about here!")

- Jim Weir as the Marlon Brando/Apocalypse Now type ("Have you ever drank
an
ice cold beer from that indentation in a beautiful woman's lower back...?
I
have...but that's another topic..."

- Cub Driver as the wise Alec Guinness/Obi Wan Kenobi character ("No, I've
not done that. But did I tell about the time we built our own brewery
back
before the war? Didn't have a radio in it, neither...")

- George Patterson as the cynical yet somehow optimistic Morgan Freeman
type
("Well, beer *was* better back then. But it always seems that the more we
drink it, the better it gets...")

- Bob Fry as the analytical Captain Nemo type ("Pishaw. Beer is best when
served at precisely 34.6 degrees -- and you have failed to serve it
thusly.
Electrify the hull!")

Wow, this could go on and on!

Who can add more suggestions? :-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
"StellaStarr" wrote in message
news:7fp3e.125904$r55.81596@attbi_s52...
George Patterson wrote:
Eduardo K. wrote:


You should REALLY get on to writing a regular column somewhere.


Given the source of inspiration for his best efforts, I would prefer
that
they be rare.

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.


Mysteries. That's where the money is. Check any used booksale, or for
that
matter the racks of new books.

The Hotel Murders, by J.M. Honeck (M. because Mary will be helping as
well
as acting as his business manager, and give permission in the first
place)


We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 14:06:30 GMT, Jay Honeck wrote:

- Martin Hotze as the sinister Austrian ("Beer, eh? Your papers, please!")

Do I have to speak with an accent like Aaaarnold, or what? (hopefully not)

.... and cancel the 'please' :-)


#m

--
It's not like I'm a terrorist or a hair dresser or anything.
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Jim Burns wrote:

Ok, in my best Henry Fonda voice....
"Well folks... we all saw it coming.... but I do believe that it's finally
happened....never doubted that it ever would, just didn't think it would be
this quick... yep, Jay's finally lost it, but on the bright side he may just
have stumbled into a new career... unless it's just the fun loving and
severely beer deprived Gilligan type coming out in him!

Jim

Let me know when the Alexis Inn and Mystery Theatre opens!
Have you ever considered hosting a Mystery night? have a meal catered in,
get a local actors group to help out?

Yes, this is obviously what carb deprivation does to one's mind. :-)

Matt

StellaStarr wrote:

I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.

We'll all be watching for the newest volume in the series!


And when he runs out of ideas there, Jay can produce dime-store romances.
Nothing quite like allowing young women to believe they'll meet Prince Charming
at the Alexis to boost revenuw. :-)

George Patterson
Whosoever bloweth not his own horn, the same shall remain unblown.

("Jay Honeck" wrote)
- Montblack playing the Falstaff character ("Did someone say beer?")


Sir Thomas More would have killed ya?
("The King wants a divorce Thomas.")
("Would he settle for a beer instead? It's got a good head on it.")

Falstaff. Hmm. I'll have to wait for the movie to find out if this is a good
thing. g

In the meantime...

http://www.falstaffbrewing.com/

(On the web page)
Falstaff is now brewed under contract by Pabst at the City Brewery (formerly
G Heileman) in La Crosse, WI.

I worked at the Hamm's Brewery, which at the time was owned by Olympia.
Olympia/Hamm's was bought out by Pabst, which quickly sold the Hamm's
Brewery off
to Stroh's (1983). Stroh's eventually sold out (after I was gone - 1999?)
back to what was left of Pabst(?), who owns G Heileman brands, which
contracts Falstaff.

Oh, just give me the damn cape!!

We shall focus on "An endearing rogue," the rest is so much blah, blah,
blah, blah :-)


Montblaff

Jay Honeck wrote:
I can see it now: Murder in the Earheart Suite, Death by DC-3, The Pilot
in Room 203...it would be a series, and each one would feature amateur
sleuths with curiously familiar descriptions resembling regulars from
R.A.P.


Whoa -- now THERE is a concept!

This sounds like fun, just like a game many of us played as kids.

"I believe that Mr. Montblack was killed with a Mustang Piston Rod in
the Hot Tub by Dudley Henriques."

- J.O.-