Women talk three times as much as men, says study

"Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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Mitch Crane wrote:
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Yep! and it's ALL a lot of hot air.

It is something one half of the population has long suspected -
and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk
more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the
average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more
than the average man.

Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to
chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own
voices, a new book suggests. ---

Another study has discovered that men have gonads and women have
ovaries. Also, it appears that women may generally have more
prominent breasts than men. There are exceptions, of course; Neil
Barker's triple D-cups being just one example.

Unlike his flat-chested sister.

It isn't known whether or not Neil has gonads.

His sister does!

The sun hasn't shone on those regions since he was 6 when he passed
the 320 pound mark.

Can he see his toes?

No. His feet are so fat that they look like two hairy pink gelatinous
bags with toenails glued on (the few that haven't yet popped off).
Individual toes aren't distinguishable.

Ewww......

Mitch Crane wrote:
"MCP" wrote in
:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...ml?in_article_
id=419040&in_page_id=1879

Yep! and it's ALL a lot of hot air.

It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and
the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than
men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the
average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than
the average man.

Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat -
and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own voices, a new book
suggests. ---

Another study has discovered that men have gonads and women have ovaries.
Also, it appears that women may generally have more prominent breasts
than men. There are exceptions, of course; Neil Barker's triple D-cups
being just one example.

Unlike his flat-chested sister.

It isn't known whether or not Neil has gonads.

His sister does!

The sun hasn't shone on those regions since he was 6 when he passed the
320 pound mark.

Can he see his toes?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
ups.com:

Mitch Crane wrote:
"MCP" wrote in
:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv....html?in_artic
le_ id=419040&in_page_id=1879

Yep! and it's ALL a lot of hot air.

It is something one half of the population has long suspected -
and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk
more than men.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the
average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more
than the average man.

Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to
chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own
voices, a new book suggests. ---

Another study has discovered that men have gonads and women have
ovaries. Also, it appears that women may generally have more
prominent breasts than men. There are exceptions, of course; Neil
Barker's triple D-cups being just one example.

Unlike his flat-chested sister.

It isn't known whether or not Neil has gonads.

His sister does!

The sun hasn't shone on those regions since he was 6 when he passed
the 320 pound mark.

Can he see his toes?

No. His feet are so fat that they look like two hairy pink gelatinous
bags with toenails glued on (the few that haven't yet popped off).
Individual toes aren't distinguishable.