Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!

gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g04rot$j39$9
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
news

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227 @127.0.0.1:

Maxwell wrote in
:

Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No
need battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery
sexy! Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell

LOL

Comedy gold.


Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to
learn to fly a box kite.


Bertie

Hey stupid. Do you really think we can't tell that you are just
talking to yourself??? Dumb ass.


Snort!

God i love usenet.

I see you talking to myself. You're not fooling anyone.

I fooled you into talking back to yourself, didn't I ?

Little victories..

And who's "we"? I thought everyone had me killfiled.

Must be that special "fuzzy logic" kind of killfile that sometimes
lets a post get through.

Yes, or else my sockpuppet selves found a hole for me to crawl through.

That must be it.

A hole.

Bertie

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.


Liar.


Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.

If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted k00ks.
One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny minds would
see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the Buttlick" or
something.

Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had some
sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of them can't
even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a tried and
true method all the same and does give that certain "edge" over the long
run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an asshole in
suspense......

This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around the
head.

And a marvleous time is had by all.

Except the k00k, needless to say.

I usually figger most k00ks tend to the masochistic side


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

Chairman Cow wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.


Liar.


Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.

If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted
k00ks. One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny
minds would see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the
Buttlick" or something.

Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had
some sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of
them can't even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a
tried and true method all the same and does give that certain "edge"
over the long run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an
asshole in suspense......

This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around
the head.

And a marvleous time is had by all.

Except the k00k, needless to say.

I usually figger most k00ks tend to the masochistic side



Yeh, I kinda picture Maxie as this way too tighly wrapped k00k who sits
in his office chair in his string vest and y-fronts, his hair all over
the place, his chin pushed out as far as it will go stretching his neck
veins like the strings on a bul fiddle. He shouts out the word h's
pounding out as he types them and adds a "take that Bernie the Buttnip"
and spits all over the screen as he sqeezes the send button.. His army
of Smurf figures nod in agreement, of course.
I think he eats Post Grape nuts out of th ebax and chases them with
Snickers bars as well, but I'm not sure how that ties in with the bigger
picture.


Bertie

Excellent job Burtie Butlick.

You have reached an all time low.

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except your
kook puppets of coarse.

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in :

Excellent job Burtie Butlick.

You have reached an all time low.


You realy have no idea, do you?


I'm not even out of second gear yet.


Bertie

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except
your kook puppets of coarse.


I don;'t really care what anyone thinks once you're entertaining me,
actually.


Bertie

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
news

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:

Excellent job Burtie Butlick.

You have reached an all time low.


You realy have no idea, do you?


I'm not even out of second gear yet.


Bertie

WOW!

They must really load you guys up with good drugs when the staff
leaves for the weekend! You're on a roll.


Nah, like I said, just coasting along.



I can bump it into top gear if you like, though.

It's up to you.

Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:

Excellent job Burtie Butlick.

You have reached an all time low.


You realy have no idea, do you?


I'm not even out of second gear yet.


Bertie

WOW!

They must really load you guys up with good drugs when the staff leaves for
the weekend! You're on a roll.

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .

Interesting fantasy, do you really think anyone gives a ****. Except
your kook puppets of coarse.


I don;'t really care what anyone thinks once you're entertaining me,
actually.


Bertie

Have you discussed it with your doctor,,,,er a,,,flight engineer.