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Mr Pounder wrote:
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
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Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic,
argumentative
&
never
gives up.

I thought those were things that irrtated you.

Not at all.
Think again.

You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.

I do not complain, I post a comment.

You disagree with it.

Because he works hard for a living,

Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get
paid
more
than the ****ing prime minister.

Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime
Minister.

You're not counting the backhander quangos.

I am paid for my worth.

You are an unskilled labourer.

Sometimes I wish I was.

You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should
be
doing a job like yours.

With the correct training, experiance & IQ.

I con nobody.

All safety officers con people.

I am not a safety officer.

You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.

I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.

Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

To impress people such as yourself.

Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
me at all.

Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?

Never. Because you never can.

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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you go
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

Curses, you beat me to it.
It was my link anyway, not yours!

What you mean "your link", white man?

I sent him the link.
HTH.

OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

Ask Mr Hucker or send post your email addy.
Tip! You can have many email addresses.

I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:47:43 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

Fight!

Select weapon!

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.

What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?

I was querying your use of only 40 watts. My stereo is 3000 watts ffs.

And how am I supposed to know? I did not write the script.

What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).

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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
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Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

Why?

Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic,
argumentative &
never
gives up.
Because he works hard for a living, has his own home &
loves
his
pets.
Because I respect him.

He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

Define "kook".

Don't mention it.

Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much
longer than
you
or I.
He will still be here when you are gone.

Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it
started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than
me.

1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were
odd.

Fight!

Select weapon!

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after
asking me what speed I was doing down his road.

What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?

"What you see is what you get"

So what am I supposed to be looking for again?

A gun.

OK. I thought the gun store gun said "ha ha! Only what you see on the
shelves, buddy!"

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:49:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:38:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

Clogging you said.

We aren't talking about Dutch wooden shoes either.

Go to your room or I'll give you a good clogging son!

You hear that a lot do you, PHucker?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:03:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

Is that as far as you've got?

I could go on.

I would also query your use of "THE time".

Are you trying to make some sort of point?

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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you go
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

Curses, you beat me to it.
It was my link anyway, not yours!

What you mean "your link", white man?

I sent him the link.
HTH.

OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
Tip! You can have many email addresses.

I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.

http://www.mailwasher.net/

Works quite well.

Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Would you like to be my friend Bruce?

I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

Right! That's fine by me!

I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
garage for starters.

What comes after starters?

Mains usually.

It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.

I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
people eat to be disgusting.

I find fat people disgusting.

Well, who doesn't?

Fat people.

Yes, I find them disgusting.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

You'll get no argument from me.

Peter Hucker wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.

Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

To impress people such as yourself.

Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
me at all.

Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?

Never. Because you never can.

Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?

Yes. Can you?

Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.

Lame.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
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OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
Tip! You can have many email addresses.

I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.

Ever considered a spam filter?

A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!

http://www.mailwasher.net/

Works quite well.

Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.

Web based email is awful.

Beats getting viruses.

Ever considered a virus checker?

Who needs it with webmail?

god said

The Divergence of the B Field = 0
The Curl of the E Field + the partial time derivative of the B field = 0
The Divergence of the D field = the charge density
The Curl of the H field - the partial time derivative of the D field = the current density

and there was light, and he saw that it was good and of constant speed.

Butt only in a vacuum.