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Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008)



 
 
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Old July 4th 08, 12:47 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008)

In article , Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler says...

Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on July 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Scott "Wereo" Lifshine

YES
NO
Abstain

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
None of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Maxwell


Ding! Ding! Ding!

And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination...


Patriot Games
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Is Ken Darian
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Raymond Karczewski
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brad Guth
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Neither of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

gregvk
The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
gregvk
Neither of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

dvus
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Raymond Karczewski
None of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

"Photon Degradation" by Double-A

YES
NO
Abstain

DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

"Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
"Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Neither of the above
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dr. Andrew B. Chung
The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ed Conrad
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Neither of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
gregvk
Is Ken Darien
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
None of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Jamie "Lamie" Baillie

YES
NO
Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Neither of the above
Abstain

BALSA GAVEL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Scott "Wereo" Lifshine

YES
NO
Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip


Hey, Maxine, this makes two!

Not bad for your first month

Neither of the above
Abstain

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

"We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco

YES
NO
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)

Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Brad Guth
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Abstain
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)

Charles Lysaght
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)

Alexa Cameron
John Wentzky
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Big-8 Management Board
Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns
The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
Abstain

OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
(Vote for one or abstain)

Jeff Relf
John Wentzky
Abstain

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
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Old July 4th 08, 01:15 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Forged post above

Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.



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Old July 4th 08, 01:49 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Frogged post above

In article , Maxwell says...

Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.


And you didn't read the instructions...

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
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Old July 4th 08, 05:58 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip
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Default Forged post above

On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.


I didn't poast it fjukktard

Bertie
  #5  
Old July 4th 08, 06:27 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.ozdebate,alt.religion.asatru,alt.mothersuperior
Juan Tootreego
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Default Forged post above

In article 22ab7bd4-84c7-43ab-968c-
, Bertie the Bunyip says...

On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.


I didn't poast it fjukktard


With his observational skills, can you see him at the controls?


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #6  
Old July 4th 08, 07:40 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip
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Default Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards,June 2008)

On Jul 4, 1:47*am, Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote:
In article , Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler says...





Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:


* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling


Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on July 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


BOBO AWARD
*(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)


*Scott "Wereo" Lifshine


*YES
*NO
*Abstain


KOOK OF THE MONTH
*(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


*Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
*Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*None of the above
*Abstain


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Maxwell


Ding! *Ding! *Ding!

And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination...





*Patriot Games
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


COWARD OF THE MONTH
*(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


*Is Ken Darian
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Raymond Karczewski
*None of the above
*Abstain


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Brad Guth
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


GOLDEN KILLFILE
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*gregvk
*The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
*gregvk
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


PALMJOB PADDLE
*(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


*dvus
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Raymond Karczewski
*None of the above
*Abstain


TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
*(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


*Babaloonie
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Raymond Karczewski
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
*(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)


*"Photon Degradation" by Double-A


*YES
*NO
*Abstain


DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*"Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
*"Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Dr. Andrew B. Chung
*The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


TAR & FEATHERS
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Ed Conrad
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
*(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


*Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
*gregvk
*Is Ken Darien
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*None of the above
*Abstain


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
*(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)


*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie


*YES
*NO
*Abstain


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
*Abstain


BALSA GAVEL
*(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)


*Scott "Wereo" Lifshine


*YES
*NO
*Abstain


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
*(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
*Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip



I-m honored


Bertie
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Old July 5th 08, 05:40 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.ozdebate,alt.religion.asatru,alt.mothersuperior
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Forged post above

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article 22ab7bd4-84c7-43ab-968c-
, Bertie the Bunyip says...

On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.


I didn't poast it fjukktard


With his observational skills, can you see him at the controls?



Of one of those baby walkers with the little colored rings on a wire ...

Bertie
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Old July 5th 08, 09:51 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Forged post above


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
On Jul 4, 2:15 am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.


I didn't poast it fjukktard

Bertie

Liar.


  #10  
Old July 5th 08, 05:21 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Forged post above

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:3CGbk.11952$Fj5.638
@newsfe23.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
On Jul 4, 2:15 am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.


I didn't poast it fjukktard

Bertie

Liar.




Nope.

But do keep saying it over and over.

It's funny.

Bertie
 




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