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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
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"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative
&
never
gives up.

I thought those were things that irrtated you.

Not at all.
Think again.

You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.

I do not complain, I post a comment.

You disagree with it.

Because he works hard for a living,

Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get
paid
more
than the ****ing prime minister.

Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime
Minister.

You're not counting the backhander quangos.

I am paid for my worth.

You are an unskilled labourer.

Sometimes I wish I was.

You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
doing a job like yours.

With the correct training, experiance & IQ.

I con nobody.

All safety officers con people.

I am not a safety officer.

You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.

I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.

Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?

To impress people such as yourself.

Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
me at all.

Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you go
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

Curses, you beat me to it.
It was my link anyway, not yours!

What you mean "your link", white man?

I sent him the link.
HTH.

OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.

He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.

What magnificent links might those be?

On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

Is that as far as you've got?

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With goldfish shoals nibbling round my toes
Fun in the sun

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

Is that as far as you've got?

Heck, that's good for Bruce!

HJ

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

Why?

Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
never
gives up.
Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
pets.
Because I respect him.

He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

Define "kook".

Don't mention it.

Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
you
or I.
He will still be here when you are gone.

Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

Fight!

Select weapon!

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.

What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?

An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation.
When he is done, he looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my baby finger and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff eh?"
They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine. Ah the wonders of German knowhow!"
At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes. In the middle of the bushes is the Japanese fellow, squatting with his pants down around his ankles.
"What on earth are you doing?!" asks the American.
The Japanese fellow looks up and replies "Waiting for a fax".

I don't think I'd want to read that fax.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:38:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

Clogging you said.

We aren't talking about Dutch wooden shoes either.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:07:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

Is that as far as you've got?

I could go on.

"Holly" wrote in message
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On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you
gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept
of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging
it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?



Holly

Why are you so frightened of me?

Mr Pounder

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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
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"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

Why?

Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic,
argumentative &
never
gives up.
Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves
his
pets.
Because I respect him.

He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

Define "kook".

Don't mention it.

Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much
longer than
you
or I.
He will still be here when you are gone.

Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it
started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than
me.

1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

Fight!

Select weapon!

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after
asking me what speed I was doing down his road.

What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?

"What you see is what you get"

So what am I supposed to be looking for again?

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Would you like to be my friend Bruce?

I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

Right! That's fine by me!

I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
garage for starters.

What comes after starters?

Mains usually.

It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.

I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
people eat to be disgusting.

I find fat people disgusting.

Well, who doesn't?