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On Sep 18, 2:50 pm, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message

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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
never
gives up.

I thought those were things that irrtated you.

Not at all.
Think again.

You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.

I do not complain, I post a comment.

You disagree with it.

Because he works hard for a living,

Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get paid
more
than the ****ing prime minister.

Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime Minister.

You're not counting the backhander quangos.

I am paid for my worth.

You are an unskilled labourer.

Sometimes I wish I was.

You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
doing a job like yours.

With the correct training, experiance & IQ.



I con nobody.

All safety officers con people.

I am not a safety officer.

You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.

I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.
lol. .. very important.


Mr Pounder
http://MrPounder.notlong.com/




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On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.


You know you would.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:



Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

Gonad

Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
it?

On Sep 19, 11:07 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.-

Right, she lived next the SPCA.

On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
it?-

Woodn't you like to know.

"Raving" wrote in message
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On Sep 18, 2:50 pm, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message

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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
wrote:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oglegroups.com...

Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative
&
never
gives up.

I thought those were things that irrtated you.

Not at all.
Think again.

You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.

I do not complain, I post a comment.

You disagree with it.

Not always.

Because he works hard for a living,

Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get
paid
more
than the ****ing prime minister.

Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime
Minister.

You're not counting the backhander quangos.

No, I am not counting those

I am paid for my worth.

You are an unskilled labourer.

Sometimes I wish I was.

You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be
doing a job like yours.

With the correct training, experiance & IQ.



I con nobody.

All safety officers con people.

I am not a safety officer.

You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.

I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
I was once called an Inspector!
It is essential to look important.
lol. .. very important.


Mr Pounder
http://MrPounder.notlong.com/

What happened to the sinking ship link?
It was much better.
I will be here when you are long gone & forgotten.

Mr Pounder

Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 11:07 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Sep 19, 2:32 pm, Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

I rather like cats! I don't find them disgusting, pussies like to be
stroked ;-)

This thread reminds me of the time a girl took me home and showed me
her pussy.

Right, she lived next the SPCA.

No but I was talking about her cat.

Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 3:00 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
groups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.

Must I?

I cannot remember it.

OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

I want a video, not that crud.

Go out and rent or buy one then.

What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

Who said anything about ****ing?

15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

Do fat bitches do it any different?-

Like you don't know. giggle

Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.

You know you would.

You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.

I fink you misspelled "cat."

We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-

You're always disgusting pussies.

As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
it?

Woodn't you like to know.

No, I wooden.