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Old January 1st 07, 03:03 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.jokes,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)

Double-Aces wrote:
Then you begin by telling me what I do not wish to know, which is the
definition of a lilly liver?


Look it up for yourself, you lazy cur.

God I gave you enough ammo, no?


Thank you for addressing me correctly.

You have no
clue as to what a good argument is or how to proceed. So you like to lose in
front of your peers? I never do, kind of scares me sometimes.....


Look, I came here looking for a good argument not some automatic gain
saying.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
I am not old. Some people are genetically predisposed to male pattern
balding and early greying. Half my cousins on my fathers side are balder
than me, some younger as well. My father was bald and all of my uncles
are
or were. I am also not a coot and I have no idea what lilly-livered is.
Please do not tell me either.


Look. I came here looking for a good argument.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Now stop that, that's my line.

Which line?

Never agree with me, ever.

OK, I won't, you lilly-livered ol' coot.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Happy new Year.

Thank you.

PS, my Star Wars commentary is on the money as usual. There are no
answers
to the questions that do not confirm my postulation. Thank You.

I have no idea what you are gibbering about but I agree with you
100%.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Do all people who use their real names here, send their
daughters
to
Aruba
alone?

I wouldn't know. I'm just slightly bemused by your name. Sounds a
little like Double-Anus.


  #2  
Old January 1st 07, 10:37 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.jokes,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)

Double-Aces wrote:
When my hair is long enough. I shall pull it all out. Perhaps on pay per
view, there are a great, great, great many who would truly like to watch
this, particular event.....


Don't consider me one of them.

A Happy, Healthy and Kind New Year to you.


Why, thank you.

I am not lazy, I just do not bother with nonsense, or nunsense as they never
put out. I get others to do my looking, I just watch them, which is in it's
own way a type of looking in it's own. If you understand that, you need a
little purple pill, some are green but most are purple. I had some
Kabinet......too much, one glass is too much for my dry ass.


Are you saying you're a gay voyeur?

I hate when I address people correctly as they might think that I am nice or
something, can't have that.


No, we can't now, can we?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Then you begin by telling me what I do not wish to know, which is the
definition of a lilly liver?


Look it up for yourself, you lazy cur.

God I gave you enough ammo, no?


Thank you for addressing me correctly.

You have no
clue as to what a good argument is or how to proceed. So you like to lose
in
front of your peers? I never do, kind of scares me sometimes.....


Look, I came here looking for a good argument not some automatic gain
saying.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
I am not old. Some people are genetically predisposed to male pattern
balding and early greying. Half my cousins on my fathers side are
balder
than me, some younger as well. My father was bald and all of my uncles
are
or were. I am also not a coot and I have no idea what lilly-livered
is.
Please do not tell me either.

Look. I came here looking for a good argument.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Now stop that, that's my line.

Which line?

Never agree with me, ever.

OK, I won't, you lilly-livered ol' coot.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Happy new Year.

Thank you.

PS, my Star Wars commentary is on the money as usual. There are
no
answers
to the questions that do not confirm my postulation. Thank You.

I have no idea what you are gibbering about but I agree with you
100%.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Do all people who use their real names here, send their
daughters
to
Aruba
alone?

I wouldn't know. I'm just slightly bemused by your name.
Sounds a
little like Double-Anus.


  #3  
Old January 2nd 07, 02:12 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.jokes,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)

Double-Aces wrote:
Stop the cut and paste BS.


What cut and paste BS?

Just say what you mean.


I mean what I say.

If the person that you
are speaking to can't understand, that's their problem.


Do you require a hearing aid?

Now for that particular pay per view, it will not have as many viewers as
the indy 500, but close. As for being a gay voyeur, if I were I would not
change half my clothes in the gym but in the locker room with all the other
cupie dolls.


So what are you trying to say? Are you a crossdresser?

I am ****ed, while I am not quite sure. I won't know until May, I think my
hobby of many years is dead. What's the hobby? Well it has been BS'ng with
Yanks and more Boston fans. They verbally whompoon me and I return the
favor. It's all in good American fun and however trivial it is better than
watching retards eat worms and brains on TV. Well it just crosses my mind
now that this may never be truly fun again. So I want a refund and I want it
now. No one gave me a receipt, this sucks. Chuck will miss me (not), how can
he be fun to me anymore? This----- ah f---it.


Yes, you won't get far without a receipt.

Happy New Year again any F---ing way.


Yeah, happy f'ing new year to you too.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
When my hair is long enough. I shall pull it all out. Perhaps on pay per
view, there are a great, great, great many who would truly like to watch
this, particular event.....


Don't consider me one of them.

A Happy, Healthy and Kind New Year to you.


Why, thank you.

I am not lazy, I just do not bother with nonsense, or nunsense as they
never
put out. I get others to do my looking, I just watch them, which is in
it's
own way a type of looking in it's own. If you understand that, you need a
little purple pill, some are green but most are purple. I had some
Kabinet......too much, one glass is too much for my dry ass.


Are you saying you're a gay voyeur?

I hate when I address people correctly as they might think that I am nice
or something, can't have that.


No, we can't now, can we?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Then you begin by telling me what I do not wish to know, which is the
definition of a lilly liver?

Look it up for yourself, you lazy cur.

God I gave you enough ammo, no?

Thank you for addressing me correctly.

You have no
clue as to what a good argument is or how to proceed. So you like to
lose in
front of your peers? I never do, kind of scares me sometimes.....

Look, I came here looking for a good argument not some automatic gain
saying.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
I am not old. Some people are genetically predisposed to male
pattern
balding and early greying. Half my cousins on my fathers side are
balder
than me, some younger as well. My father was bald and all of my
uncles are
or were. I am also not a coot and I have no idea what lilly-livered
is. Please do not tell me either.

Look. I came here looking for a good argument.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Now stop that, that's my line.

Which line?

Never agree with me, ever.

OK, I won't, you lilly-livered ol' coot.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Happy new Year.

Thank you.

PS, my Star Wars commentary is on the money as usual. There
are no answers
to the questions that do not confirm my postulation. Thank You.

I have no idea what you are gibbering about but I agree with
you 100%.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Do all people who use their real names here, send their
daughters to Aruba alone?

I wouldn't know. I'm just slightly bemused by your name.
Sounds a little like Double-Anus.


  #4  
Old January 2nd 07, 06:07 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.jokes,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)

Double-Aces wrote:
Dude have I fans like you can't imagine. Most of them are holding sharp or
moderately heavy objects, but fans they are anyway.


I have a fan too. I just need to be careful when I stand up if its on.

If you wish to cut and
paste and address each thought like a typical Perky, I will not stop you.


What makes you think I'm a typical Perky?

It's a waste of time however. I can hear what I put up on the net within 5
minutes on certain occasions and those same thoughts are regularly in the
morning papers. My points get across quite nicely.


So you're widely quoted, eh?

As for the hearing aid, I probably could use one as I was born with a
pinched nerve in one ear. This seems to be quite the joke around here. Then
the ears do not read or ponder novel uses for ISBN numbers.


You must have Van Gogh's ear for music.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Stop the cut and paste BS.


What cut and paste BS?

Just say what you mean.


I mean what I say.

If the person that you
are speaking to can't understand, that's their problem.


Do you require a hearing aid?

Now for that particular pay per view, it will not have as many viewers
as
the indy 500, but close. As for being a gay voyeur, if I were I would not
change half my clothes in the gym but in the locker room with all the
other
cupie dolls.


So what are you trying to say? Are you a crossdresser?

I am ****ed, while I am not quite sure. I won't know until May, I think
my
hobby of many years is dead. What's the hobby? Well it has been BS'ng
with
Yanks and more Boston fans. They verbally whompoon me and I return the
favor. It's all in good American fun and however trivial it is better
than
watching retards eat worms and brains on TV. Well it just crosses my mind
now that this may never be truly fun again. So I want a refund and I want
it
now. No one gave me a receipt, this sucks. Chuck will miss me (not), how
can
he be fun to me anymore? This----- ah f---it.


Yes, you won't get far without a receipt.

Happy New Year again any F---ing way.


Yeah, happy f'ing new year to you too.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
When my hair is long enough. I shall pull it all out. Perhaps on pay
per
view, there are a great, great, great many who would truly like to
watch
this, particular event.....

Don't consider me one of them.

A Happy, Healthy and Kind New Year to you.

Why, thank you.

I am not lazy, I just do not bother with nonsense, or nunsense as they
never
put out. I get others to do my looking, I just watch them, which is in
it's
own way a type of looking in it's own. If you understand that, you
need a
little purple pill, some are green but most are purple. I had some
Kabinet......too much, one glass is too much for my dry ass.

Are you saying you're a gay voyeur?

I hate when I address people correctly as they might think that I am
nice
or something, can't have that.

No, we can't now, can we?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Then you begin by telling me what I do not wish to know, which is
the
definition of a lilly liver?

Look it up for yourself, you lazy cur.

God I gave you enough ammo, no?

Thank you for addressing me correctly.

You have no
clue as to what a good argument is or how to proceed. So you like
to
lose in
front of your peers? I never do, kind of scares me sometimes.....

Look, I came here looking for a good argument not some automatic
gain
saying.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
I am not old. Some people are genetically predisposed to male
pattern
balding and early greying. Half my cousins on my fathers side
are
balder
than me, some younger as well. My father was bald and all of my
uncles are
or were. I am also not a coot and I have no idea what
lilly-livered
is. Please do not tell me either.

Look. I came here looking for a good argument.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Now stop that, that's my line.

Which line?

Never agree with me, ever.

OK, I won't, you lilly-livered ol' coot.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Happy new Year.

Thank you.

PS, my Star Wars commentary is on the money as usual.
There
are no answers
to the questions that do not confirm my postulation. Thank
You.

I have no idea what you are gibbering about but I agree
with
you 100%.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Do all people who use their real names here, send their
daughters to Aruba alone?

I wouldn't know. I'm just slightly bemused by your name.
Sounds a little like Double-Anus.


  #5  
Old January 3rd 07, 05:05 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.jokes,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)

Double-Aces wrote:
If you were as important as you think you are. Then you would have something
important to do with your time. Facts count.


What do they count?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
s.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Dude have I fans like you can't imagine. Most of them are holding sharp
or
moderately heavy objects, but fans they are anyway.


I have a fan too. I just need to be careful when I stand up if its on.

If you wish to cut and
paste and address each thought like a typical Perky, I will not stop you.


What makes you think I'm a typical Perky?

It's a waste of time however. I can hear what I put up on the net within
5
minutes on certain occasions and those same thoughts are regularly in the
morning papers. My points get across quite nicely.


So you're widely quoted, eh?

As for the hearing aid, I probably could use one as I was born with a
pinched nerve in one ear. This seems to be quite the joke around here.
Then
the ears do not read or ponder novel uses for ISBN numbers.


You must have Van Gogh's ear for music.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Stop the cut and paste BS.

What cut and paste BS?

Just say what you mean.

I mean what I say.

If the person that you
are speaking to can't understand, that's their problem.

Do you require a hearing aid?

Now for that particular pay per view, it will not have as many
viewers
as
the indy 500, but close. As for being a gay voyeur, if I were I would
not
change half my clothes in the gym but in the locker room with all the
other
cupie dolls.

So what are you trying to say? Are you a crossdresser?

I am ****ed, while I am not quite sure. I won't know until May, I
think
my
hobby of many years is dead. What's the hobby? Well it has been BS'ng
with
Yanks and more Boston fans. They verbally whompoon me and I return the
favor. It's all in good American fun and however trivial it is better
than
watching retards eat worms and brains on TV. Well it just crosses my
mind
now that this may never be truly fun again. So I want a refund and I
want
it
now. No one gave me a receipt, this sucks. Chuck will miss me (not),
how
can
he be fun to me anymore? This----- ah f---it.

Yes, you won't get far without a receipt.

Happy New Year again any F---ing way.

Yeah, happy f'ing new year to you too.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
When my hair is long enough. I shall pull it all out. Perhaps on
pay
per
view, there are a great, great, great many who would truly like to
watch
this, particular event.....

Don't consider me one of them.

A Happy, Healthy and Kind New Year to you.

Why, thank you.

I am not lazy, I just do not bother with nonsense, or nunsense as
they
never
put out. I get others to do my looking, I just watch them, which is
in
it's
own way a type of looking in it's own. If you understand that, you
need a
little purple pill, some are green but most are purple. I had some
Kabinet......too much, one glass is too much for my dry ass.

Are you saying you're a gay voyeur?

I hate when I address people correctly as they might think that I
am
nice
or something, can't have that.

No, we can't now, can we?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Then you begin by telling me what I do not wish to know, which
is
the
definition of a lilly liver?

Look it up for yourself, you lazy cur.

God I gave you enough ammo, no?

Thank you for addressing me correctly.

You have no
clue as to what a good argument is or how to proceed. So you
like
to
lose in
front of your peers? I never do, kind of scares me
sometimes.....

Look, I came here looking for a good argument not some automatic
gain
saying.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
I am not old. Some people are genetically predisposed to male
pattern
balding and early greying. Half my cousins on my fathers side
are
balder
than me, some younger as well. My father was bald and all of
my
uncles are
or were. I am also not a coot and I have no idea what
lilly-livered
is. Please do not tell me either.

Look. I came here looking for a good argument.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Now stop that, that's my line.

Which line?

Never agree with me, ever.

OK, I won't, you lilly-livered ol' coot.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
ups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Happy new Year.

Thank you.

PS, my Star Wars commentary is on the money as usual.
There
are no answers
to the questions that do not confirm my postulation.
Thank
You.

I have no idea what you are gibbering about but I agree
with
you 100%.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
oups.com...
Double-Aces wrote:
Do all people who use their real names here, send
their
daughters to Aruba alone?

I wouldn't know. I'm just slightly bemused by your
name.
Sounds a little like Double-Anus.


 




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